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| Deputy Chief Hardy |
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We're reviving a canceled undercover project from the '80s and revamping it for modern times. The people behind this lack creativity and they've run out of ideas, so what they do now is just recycle shit from the past and hope that nobody will notice. |
| Officer Tom Hanson |
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Goddamn it! Tom Hanson, DEA! [pointing gun at Domingo] On your knees! Now! |
| Officer Doug Penhall |
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Fuck! Doug Penhall, DEA! You're under arrest! |
| Domingo |
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What the... |
| Officer Doug Penhall |
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Put your guns on the ground! |
| Schmidt |
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Yes! Yes! |
| Officer Tom Hanson |
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Shut the fuck up! You dweebs just ruined a five year investigation! |
| Schmidt |
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We had no idea, you're like, an amazing actor, man. |
| Domingo |
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You played saxophone at my sister's wedding, man! |
| Officer Tom Hanson |
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Tough titty, I fucked her too! |
| Domingo |
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What? |
| Officer Tom Hanson |
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You little turds. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to infiltrate a gang like this? You see this nose? This is a fake nose. You want to wear a fake nose on your fucking head? For, like, months on end! |
| Schmidt |
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There are worse things in the world. |
| Officer Tom Hanson |
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We had to get fucking tattoos on our dicks, man! |
| Officer Doug Penhall |
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Actually, I just said that to mess with you. |
| Officer Tom Hanson |
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What? |
| Officer Doug Penhall |
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It looks tough. |
| Jenko |
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Hey, man, look we know what its like being undercover. Metro Police, Jump Street division. |
| Officer Tom Hanson |
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You're with the Jump Street? That's funny, because we were actually Jump Street. |
| Jenko |
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What? That's crazy, man! |
| Officer Tom Hanson |
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Yeah! |
| Deputy Chief Hardy |
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Do you even know the Miranda rights? |
| Jenko |
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It obviously starts with... you have the right to... remain an attorney... |
| Deputy Chief Hardy |
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Did you just say you have the right to be an attorney? |
| Schmidt |
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Well, you do have the right to be an attorney if you want to... |
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Box Office
Domestic $138,447,667 Foreign +$63,137,661 - = total worldwide gross $201,585,328
- - a reported budget of $42,000,000
- = a 380.0% net profit of $159,585,328
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In today's dollars
Domestic $138,447,667 Foreign +63,137,661 - = total worldwide gross $201,585,328
- - a reported budget of $42,000,000
- = a 380.0% net profit of $159,585,328
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