Go and see The Lego Movie. Drop whatever you are doing and go and see The Lego Movie. Right now. Immediately. Get in a car or on a bus or run, don’t walk, to your nearest cinema to go and see The Lego Movie now. Do it. Vamanos.
There will be no glory in your sacrifice. I will erase even the memory of Sparta from the histories! Every piece of Greek parchment shall be burned - every Greek historian, and every scribe shall have their eyes pulled out and their tongues cut from their mouths. Uttering the very name of Sparta - or Leonidas - will be punishable by death! The world will never know you existed at all!