| Max California | Can I interest you in a battery-operated vagina? | |
| Tom Welles | No thank you. | |
| Max California | Are you sure? I'd hate for you to be in one of those everyday situations that calls for a battery-operated vagina and not have one. |
| Max California | There's three rules in life: One, there's always a victim; two, don't be it. | |
| Tom Welles | And three? | |
| Max California | I forgot what three is. |
| Max | Pops, dance with the devil, the devil don't change. Devil changes you. |
| Domestic | $36,663,315 |
| Foreign | +$59,955,384 |
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| Domestic | $36,663,315 |
| Foreign | +59,955,384 |