Boatload Of Akira Kurosawa Remakes Possibly In The Works

Topic started by Rorie on Aug. 22, 2011. Last post by Coffeefuckyeah 1 year, 9 months ago.
Post by Rorie (3,216 posts) See mini bio
Hmmm...not sure how I feel about this...
Hmmm...not sure how I feel about this...

This is a brief but possibly portentous news piece from Variety's website yesterday, outlining a business deal that sees something called Splendant Media (no, I've never heard of them, either) obtaining the rights to 69 scripts from Akira Kurosawa, a man who will always be in the running for the title of "best director to ever live," and the remake potential thereof. The rights include a number of films that Kurosawa directed, a bunch of scripts that he wrote but didn't direct, and, intriguingly, 19 films that he wrote but which were never produced.

Here's the list of films in the bunch that Kurosawa actually directed, which are obviously going to be the most well-known of the bunch:

You'll note that a few of Kurosawa's best films are not in the group, as they're already in the process of being remade elsewhere, including Seven Samurai, High And Low, Drunken Angel, and Ikiru. The rest of the films on the list consist of early-career post-war ephemera, films from the 15 years or so that the man could not make anything other than a masterpiece, and his late-career color films that I've always found a wee bit ponderous (but then, I haven't watched many of them since college).

It's difficult to imagine many of these films winding up with remakes; the remake rights are specifically for territories outside Japan, and a number of these films are so specifically Japanese (I'm thinking primarily of Kagemusha and Ran, although Rhapsody In August is also pretty Japan-centric) that it'd be hard to transpose their storylines to other settings. That said, the remake potential of some of these films does entice me; I'd love to see The Bad Sleep Well remade on modern-day Wall Street, for instance, and Rashomon and Yojimbo have both been remade with varying degrees of success.

The transfer of the rights to Splendent doesn't mean much out of hand; it only means that the rights to these films are perhaps more easily obtained by Hollywood producers, since Splendent is based in Los Angeles and they'll be able to negotiate more easily with a local company. Splendent also says that they'll consider producing some of the remakes themselves, but...well, we'll see how that goes.

I like to think I'm more level-headed about remakes than many, even going so far as to like some remakes more than their original films (Let Me In being a recent example), but still...we're talking Kurosawa here. Some things are better off just being left alone.

Which Kurosawa film would you like to see remade, if one had to be done?

Post by RockinKemosabe (885 posts) See mini bio

Kurosawahhhhmbulance is a bit of a stretch.

Post by Nicked (49 posts) See mini bio

I'd love to see whatever the fuck someone would do with a Dreams remake. I enjoyed that movie, but I think a lot of the draw is that they're Kurosawa's dreams. I'm not really sure if there are any living directors I'd like to see take on that concept. I suspect it would be a train wreck if they tried.

Anyway, looking through the list, the movies on it that I've seen are just so great and absolutely still watchable, that I don't think any remakes could live up to how much I like the originals.

Post by heatDrive88 (135 posts) See mini bio

Ughhhh.

Part of me wants to feel better about all this by saying "oh don't worry, they'll simply be a re-telling of Kurosawa's works". But somewhere in my mind, "re-telling" could dangerously be just a good as it could be just as bad.

Post by ThePickle (2,858 posts) See mini bio

"obtaining the rights to 69 scripts"

Heh heh.

In all seriousness, NO KUROSAWA REMAKES. Don't fuck with the master unless you want to get hit.

Post by GarryDH (16 posts) See mini bio
Maybe the only thing that could make me cry harder than Ikiru would be Hollywood remaking Ikiru. Anything but that, please!
Post by jotadex (9 posts) See mini bio
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 
Post by super_machine (7 posts) See mini bio

Ok, I could see a Stray Dog re-make as a cyber-punk noire film.

Post by Nicholas (37 posts) See mini bio

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Post by Aarny (743 posts) See mini bio
@RockinKemosabe said:

Kurosawahhhhmbulance is a bit of a stretch.

A glorious stretch :P
Post by positron (85 posts) See mini bio

Throne Of Blood 2000: Electric Boogaloo. Count me in!

Post by ddensel (298 posts) See mini bio
I think Splendant should do something crazy like take Throne of Blood, set it in Scotland and call it "Macbeth".
Post by ryanwho (1,130 posts) See mini bio
A Kurosawa remake is better than a shitty Kurosawa knockoff like 13 Assassins. At least the remake is being honest. Generally, though, I think people's interest increases if you replace the samurai with cowboys or gangsters. People don't seem to mind remaking classics if you change the setting and the name.
Post by vinsanityv22 (375 posts) See mini bio
The 19 films he wrote, but were never made, are the intriguing things here. How great would it be if George Lucas or Ridley Scott or James Cameron wrote other movies in the 80's besides Empire Strikes Back, Blade Runner and Terminator, but were never made. And then decades later, other directors and creative teams got to bring these ideas to life. Created independently of the dogsh** that usually gets pushed through the Hollywood system nowadays. 
 
I'm intrigued here. Even if it's just a remake of the Seven Samurai or something, I'll likely be keeping an eye on it.
 
Dreams is my favorite Kurosawa film personally, but it's so weird and inherently personal (that's why it's so memorable) that a remake would be the dumbest idea ever. I don't think anyone would want to remake that, so I'm happy.
Post by Black_Rose (591 posts) See mini bio
Most of Kurosawa's films are personal as hell, this is just a terrible, terrible idea.  
 
Not to mention that some of his works are adaptations from well-known classics, why don't they just make another King Lear instead of remaking Ran? It's ridiculous. 
Post by PatVB (3,546 posts) See mini bio
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@vinsanityv22: I was thinking the same thing. I'm really interested in finding out more about the 19 films that never got produced.

Post by PenguinDust (1,685 posts) See mini bio
I saw an anime called Samurai 7 which was a mash-up of old Japan and sci-fi, so I do believe that some of his works are more malleable than other directors.  We've already seen multiple versions of The Seven Samurai and Yojimbo, so maybe other works could be updated, too.  Of course, Ran and Throne of Blood were already adaptions of Shakespeare's King Lear and Macbeth, so I'm not sure how much you can rework those scripts since they're borrowed anyway.  The Lower Depths is a version of a Russian play by Maxim Gorky so here again that rule applies.  Rashomon is a possibility since its film style has shown up in several movies since it's release.  Four people tell the same story but each from their own viewpoint.  I don't believe that the actual story has been remade since 1950.  George Lucas said The Hidden Fortress inspired Star Wars: A New Hope although the plots of the two aren't all that similar. I think something like that could be remade.  
Post by TwoLines (30 posts) See mini bio

Never. No. No, please, never do this, anyone, ever.

Post by TearsInRain (508 posts) See mini bio
This just goes to show the lack of original ideas in the popular media.
Post by Thiago123 (2 posts) See mini bio
Not like his movies haven't been 're-imagined' ad nauseum anyway. As a judoka, the only one I'd really like to see updated is Sanshiro Sugata.
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