Stan rigs the school election to help Steve score with girls, but the plan backfires when Steve wins and becomes drunk with power.
Stan steals Steve's lucrative idea to stage and videotape "bum fights," in which homeless men are forced to beat each other senseless.
Hayley takes a job as a stripper after moving into her boyfriend's van and being financially cut off by Stan.
fter forgetting his anniversary, Stan arranges to have the last 24 hours of Francine's memory erased, but a bungling technician accidentally erases 20 years.
When Roger slips into a coma, the Smiths think he's dead and dispose of his body.
Stan panics after discovering that his new neighbors are Arab-American; and Steve finds himself at the mercy of the Scout Rangers.
In order to show up his nemesis Chuck Greene, Stan campaigns against him for deacon at the local church.
Eighteen-year-old Hayley is sleeping with Stan's boss, Bullock, but Stan can't say or do anything about it because he's up for a promotion!
Stan objects to the sex education program at Steve's school, so he decides to teach Steve the facts of life himself.
After disowning Steve for being a geek, Stan must rely on his son's knowledge of science fiction and fantasy to catch a cyber-terrorist.
Stan's real father, a studly super-agent, reappears after a 20 year absence to recruit Stan for a top-secret mission, but Francine suspects that he's a con man involved in a plot to steal precious Egyptian artwork.
When Stan ruins his boss's party, he's reassigned to Saudi Arabia.
Cultures continue to clash, and the entire Smith family is arrested by the Vice and Virtue Police and sentenced to death by stoning.
Hayley accidentally paralyzes Stan when she fires a gun she thought was loaded with blanks.
Roger is overjoyed to discover that Steve's new book is all about him - until he finds out that it paints him in an unflattering light.
Francine joins a group of housewives who cheat on their husbands.
When Stan and Roger trade places, Roger gets a job as a car salesman, while Stan ends up in jail.
After receiving a hefty bonus from work, Stan buys extravagant gadgets while Francine pleads for her dream kiosk
Because of a past incident at his own prom, where he was lured into a dance with the homecoming queen only to have a pile of pigs dropped on him, Stan wants revenge by showing off that he married a homecoming queen, Francine.
When Stan goes to Atlantic City for a bachelor party and is shunned by his so-called best friend, Roger steps in and becomes Stan's new sidekick.
Stan devises a plan to make Steve more popular at school, but the plan backfires when the side effects make him a little "too popular."
Steve's friend Barry turns evil after skipping his meds, and schemes to replace Steve in Stan's life.
Francine, depressed over being shown up by George Clooney in a small bit on Scarecrow and Mrs. King in the 80's, decides to plot her revenge with the help of Stan and a team of former Soviet super-spies.
Stan's determined to send a reluctant Steve to summer camp.
When Steve announces that he finally has a girlfriend, Stan could not be a prouder father.
Stan, the CIA's best interrogator, loses his confidence and his job when a car salesman gets the best of him in a negotiation.
Stan wants to speak at the Republican National Convention, but the only GOP group that wants him to speak is the gay contingent. So Stan goes with the flow.
After Francine tells Stan she's looking for excitement in their marriage, Stan gets in the driver's seat and becomes involved in drag racing to spice things up.
When Steve's new relationship with his girlfriend gives Francine empty nest syndrome, she tries to convince Stan to have another baby.
Francine discovers that Stan has been hiding a secret passion for competitive figure skating for the past 20 years.
When Roger helps Steve see that his father isn't as smart as he always believed, the power-hungry pair set their sights on fame and fortune in New York City.
When an injunction prevents Langley Falls from lighting their annual Christmas tree, Stan blames secular non-believers for ruining his favorite holiday.
When Stan enters an essay-writing contest to have his personal hero, President Bush, come over for dinner, he is overcome with joy when the President arrives at his doorstep.
When Stan feels like he's not climbing the ladder fast enough at the work, he turns to his lifelong ambition of making festive teddy bears.
When Roger is rejected by Steve, who seems to be over him, Roger heads out in search of a new human companion.
While researching a paper about George Washington Carver in celebration of Black History Month, Steve uncovers a conspiracy that's been going on since the Civil War.
When Stan arrives late to a CIA nuclear drill and thinks it's real, he moves the family to the mountains to survive the perceived apocalypse.
Stan sets Bullock up with a friend of Francine's but, dreading to hear Francine tell him I told you so, Stan goes to great lengths to make sure the date goes well by getting everyone drunk.
When Stan is prosecuted for sending contaminated cattle to the slaughterhouse, he recounts his story of how the ordeal started out as a quest to make Steve ?a man?.
When Stan discovers that Francine has a secret sex garden, he feels like their marriage might be on shaky ground.
When Stan brings home special equipment from the CIA to eavesdrop on conversations, he discovers how his neighbors really feel about him.
When Roger finds out that Hayley's boyfriend, Jeff, is wanted in Florida for smuggling marijuana, he and Stan turn into bounty hunters and chase Jeff across the country.
When Francine discovers that all their family vacations have been artificial memories created by CIA so that Stan could ditch the family, she is fuming and demands a real vacation.
In order to be taken more seriously and to be a "somebody," Stan becomes a meter maid who seems to have all of the power.
Stan prays for a friend and thinks God sent him one, but Brett turns out to be an atheist.
When Francine's adopted parents stop by for an unannounced stay, Stan is furious that they refuse to assimilate to his "man of the house" ways.
When Hayley decides to move to France because of imperialistic oppression, Stan will do anything to stop her including revealing the fact that she was brainwashed as a child by the CIA.
At a poker game with the guys, Stan reveals that he has never actually killed anyone.
When Francine decides to be a surrogate for her gay neighbors Terry and Greg, Stan’s Republican blood boils.
After Stan comes home from another dangerous mission, he finds that his family has decked the halls with boughs of holly and donned themselves with gay apparel, but just not to his satisfaction.
Francine comes up with an elaborate plan to reunite Stan and Roger after a big fight.
Stan and the family are characters in a Bond-style spoof when Stan must stop Tearjerker (a.k.a. Roger), a diabolical film producer, who produces movies that can kill.
When Stan's mom gets dumped for the umpteenth time by a boyfriend, she comes running to Stan for support. Feeling threatened by her always-visiting mother-in-law, Francine is determined to cut Stan’s umbilical cord and figure out what keeps going wrong with the men in her life.
Francine pushes Stan to open up to her emotionally, but she gets more than she bargained for when he tells her that he killed her best friend Julie's husband.
Stan goes in search of a former KGB agent, Sergei, but he's shocked to find the man is his new next door neighbor.
Roger begins to release photos of himself to the local media for extra cash, prompting the CIA to initiate an Alien Task Force.
After a near-death experience, Stan searches for something to be remembered by. Remembering that he bought former general Oliver North's house, he searches for his buried gold procured during the Iran Contra scandal.
The Smith’s marriage is fizzling, leaving Stan feeling unappreciated as Francine visits her parents over spring break.
Ages are on everyone's mind as Roger turns 1600, but Steve shocks his family by announcing he has entered puberty, and Stan and Francine are willing to go to any lengths to prevent going through another child's puberty.
When Roger discovers that someone has maxed out his credit card, he is certain it is identify theft and is determined to bring down the crook. After playing Matlock for a few days and dishing out some street justice, he realizes things are not quite right and seem all too familiar. Meanwhile, the rest of the Smith family gets sucked into a mean game of Simon.
When Stan becomes his boss's go-to guy, he feels like he can't say no to anything including outrageous personal requests. But when Francine gets roped into the annoying ordeal and her romantic Valentine's Day get-away is ruined, she lays down the law and forces Stan to say "NO".
Stan becomes jealous when he finds out Francine was once engaged to a pilot whose plane crashed. Little does she know that her lost love is still alive, but Stan and Roger track him down. Francine is forced to decide between the two men.
Steve plots to get revenge against the popular girls at school who torment losers...like his girlfriend Debbie.
Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend and ends up in the arms of Stan's body double from the CIA, but things get really bizarre when the body double starts hitting on Francine.
When the CIA's budget gets cut, Roger suggests that Stan hold a telethon to raise funds. When Stan takes credit for the brilliant idea, Roger does everything in his power to sabotage it.
When Steve finds out he has scoliosis and has to wear a back brace, he becomes the laughingstock of the school, but feels better when Stan admits to wearing a toupee since he was Steve's age. Meanwhile, Roger takes Francine to a weeklong spa retreat for two, but they run into problems when they try to sneak in an unpaid guest.
Stan is exhausted every night and doesn't have any time for himself.
When the Smiths try to plan a family game night, Roger is full of excuses about prior commitments. However, when he is caught in a lie, the Smiths feel stabbed in the back when they realize Roger has been cheating on them with other families. Stan, Francine, Hayley and Steve go on the offensive to teach Roger a lesson about monogamy until Roger has a breakthrough about why he isn't a one family kind-of-guy.
When Langley Falls implements a ban on trans fats, Stan finds himself legally separated from his favorite foods. He sets a poor example for the rest of the family when he blatantly disregards the law by crossing county lines and using Steve as a trans-fatty food mule to satisfy his own gluttonous desires.
When Stan forgets to pick up grenadine at the grocery store, Roger goes ballistic and vows to get him back by taking over a project close to his heart - the Homeowner's Association.
Steve signs Stan up for a father-son bike tournament, but the plan veers off-track when Stan admits that his father never taught him how to ride a bike. Determined to make things better, Steve helps reconcile Stan with his convict father. Meanwhile, Hayley needs internship credit for school, so Roger hires her to bartend at his makeshift bar in the attic.
Steve and the gang sabotage a stuck-up kid's bar mitzvah after he hits on Steve's girlfriend, Debbie. But when Snot gets wrongly accused of stealing the kids bar mitzvah money, he must answer to the Rabbi and his own celebration is in jeopardy.
When Stan gets kidnapped in Colombia, Francine fears he's gone for good. Stan finally reappears unharmed, but the real trouble erupts in the Smith household when he admits that he has a plan to marry his dentist if Francine dies before him.
Stan and Steve hit the road.
Winning isn't everything...it's the only thing.
Roger's got big things happening.
The Smiths are trading spouses.
The wild night is calling.
Steve relives the Vietnam War.
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