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Well, since Arkham City just got released and I was in a mood for Batman, a Batmania you could say... I decided to rewatch an old Batman movie. The only one available on Instant Streaming was Batman Forever. And uh...
God, what a piece of shit. Ya know, it's funny how if you talk to Joel Schumacher these days, he'll swear up and down that Batman Forever was the good one. Batman and Robin ended up a disaster, but Batman Forever, that was his perfect Batman movie. Everything was firing on all cylinders on that one, he'll say. Batman Forever was the one where it all clicked.
Bullshit, I say. Watching this neon, bat-nippled (yes, the bat-nipples first made their appearance here, not B&R) monstrosity, I honestly find it just as bad as Batman and Robin. Tommie Lee Jones gives by far the worst performance of his long and illustrious career. This uh, this picture really sums up everything wrong with the movie:
"Holey rusted metal, Batman!"
"The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes, ya know? Holey."
Unbelievably horrendous. After watching this, you wonder how the hell they greenlit another one.
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