Batman: Under the Red Hood Quotes (2010)

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Freddie Ah, To Hell With This, I'm Gone. You Brain Donors Want To Hang Around.
Jason Todd Sit Down Freddie! It's My Meeting.
Chi Chi It's Him!
Leon Batman?
Tyler We Didn't Do Nothin'.
Jason Todd Well, We All Know That Is A Lie.
Chi Chi Who The Hell Are You?
Bobo Smoke 'em!
Jason Todd I Said Sit Down!
Freddie You Want To Die? There is easier ways to kill yourself!
Jason Todd Yeah! Like yelling at the guy who is holding the Ak-47.
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Jason Todd Who Hoo! You Guys Having A Party? Ha! Guess Our Invite Got Lost?
Batman It's Over Riddler!
Jason Todd Riddle Me This? What's Green and Purple? Covered In Red and Yellow? You When I Land On Your Sorry Butt!
Drug Dealing Pimp Don't Move! Or I'll
Jason Todd Or What? Shoot Me! 20 Rounds A Second, and Your Still To Slow!
Drug Dealing Pimp 2 I'm Not Slow Punk!
Jason Todd Me neither.
Batman I've Got Him! ROBIN!
Jason Todd I Had To Take Him Down!
Batman You Shattered His Collar Bone!
Jason Todd He's A Drug Dealing Pimp. I didn't think I had to prop up some pilers before I took him out!
Batman We needed him, He would have talked. You put him into shock.
Jason Todd Sorry. That was dumb, but he deserved it.
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Joker Something Big! Something Loud! When he shows up to shut us down, have a party waiting for him! And when I say party I actually mean a whole lot of people who are going to kill him!
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Jason Todd What The Hell Took You So Long?
Batman Shut Up And Fight!
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Black Mask I hope you understand the trouble I've gone through to arrange this, get together here. A lot of money. A lot of dead meat. Look I've got a problem. And you are absolutely the man who possesses the gifts to take care of this problem. I need you to murder the Red Hood, think you can handle that?
Joker May I have Some Water? HE, HE, HE, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA! I'm going to need something to wear. And a very big truck.
Black Mask Sure. Anything else?
Joker I'm going to need some guys. Not these guys, because well they're kind of dead. HE, HE, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!
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Joker I'm a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout.
Black Mask This wasn't part of the damn deal you freak! Get me out of here! Right now!
Joker I thought you would enjoy some old faces? After all most of these guys worked for you.
SWAT Officer Who's that? Get a light on him!
James Gordon Up there!
Joker Hey? Look at you. Mr. Hood. Or do you prefer Red? You know I used to wear a outfit a lot like that, it was more flashy Mater D. Than motorcycle fetish. You kids today. I'm sorry, could you hold on? I was just in the middle of setting fire to your gang.
Jason Todd Go 'head. Think I care if that scum dies?
Joker Don't Know? I just wanted your attention.
Jason Todd You always had my attention, but what I really wanted was an audience with you.
Joker I'm sorry. That seems to imply that you organized this clambake.
Jason Todd I did. Sure I had lots of plans, but the endgame was getting Black Mask so desperate that he'd cut a deal. He was the only one with the connections to get into Arkham, and get you out!
Black Mask You can't trust anybody.
Joker So? I've been bamboozled. Oh my.
Jason Todd I wouldn't under sell it. It took a lot of work to bring about are reunion.
Joker Reunion? Have we met before?
Jason Todd Yes! We have.
Joker Well? Here's to warm memories.
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Jason Todd I have him. You want him, meet me at crime alley.
Joker He, Ha, Ha, ha, ha. OOOK. So, what's the plan? Slumber party? Charades? A little Truth Or Dare? Yes! I'll start with Dare. Or maybe I will just go with truth?
Jason Todd Tell me? How does that feel?
Joker Well, you know, uh, it only hurts when I laugh. Ah, but hey, I gotta know who are you? You said we knew one another, and you do seem really familiar. We double at the prom? Or maybe blow up a school bus together?
Jason Todd No. I'm just something you helped make.
Joker That's pretty cryptic. Huh, but interesting. Tell me more.
Jason Todd Sure. Listen up.
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Jason Todd Hello. So glad you could make it.
Batman This ends tonight. All of it.
Jason Todd Nobody knows that better than me. Huh, you and your gadgets. Your not the only one with toys. Crap!
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Jason Todd Ignoring what he's done in the past. Blindly, stupidly disregarding the entire grave yards he's filled, the thousands who've suffered, the friends he's crippled. You know I thought, I thought I would be the last person you'd ever let him hurt. If it would have been you he beat to a bloody pulp, if he had taken you from this world, I would have done nothing, but, search the planet until I found this pathetic pile of evil death worshiping garbage! And sent him off to hell!
Batman You don't understand. I don't think you will ever understand.
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Jason Todd This is the best day of my life.
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