Batman Quotes (1989)

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Joker Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Batman What?
Joker I ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.
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Joker Where does he get those wonderful toys?
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Joker Come on, you gruesome son of a bitch! Come to me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Come on!
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Joker "Never rub another man's rhubarb!"
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Vicki Vale A lot of people think you're as dangerous as the Joker.
Batman Hmph, he's psychotic.
Vicki Vale Some people say the same thing about you.
Batman What people?
Vicki Vale Well, I mean, let's face it. You're not exactly normal, are you?
Batman It's not exactly a normal world, is it?
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Vicki Vale I just gotta know, are we gonna try to love each other?
Batman I'd like to. But he's out there right now. And I've gotta go to work.
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Joker "This town needs an enema!"
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Joker "I'm only laughing on the outside/My smile is just skin deep/If you could see inside I'm really crying/You might join me for a weep."
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Joker "You can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs."
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Joker "I have give a name to my pain....and it is Batman."
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Joker "You must possess strength to inflict pain, Bob. We've got a flying mouse to kill, and I want to clean my claws."
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Joker "Jack? Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me...Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier."
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Two-Face [vo from tv] Together we can make this city safe, for *decent* people --
Joker Decent people shouldn't live here. They'd be happier someplace else.
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Alfred Pennyworth Miss Vale called. She was rather concerned. I've noticed that there is a certain weight that lifts when she's here.
Batman Alfred, why don't you marry her?
Alfred Pennyworth That's not exactly what I had in mind.
Batman I can't go on with that right now. I just found out that Jack Napier is still alive. He's running Grissom's men. I'm gonna need everything the police have on him.
Alfred Pennyworth Certainly, sir.
Batman Alfred, she is great isn't she?
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Joker Hey, Eckhardt. Think about the future!
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Batman You wanna get nuts!? C'mon! Let's get nuts.
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Joker "Nice outfit."
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Joker Bob. You. Are. My number one... GUY!
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Joker "Winged Freak Terrorizes"? Wait 'til they get a load of me!"
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Vicki Vale What do you want?
Joker My face on the one dollar bill.
Vicki Vale You must be joking.
Joker Do I look like I'm joking?
Vicki Vale What do you want?
Joker Oh, little song, little dance. Batman's head on a lance.
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Antoine Rotelli What's with that stupid grin?
Joker Life's been good to me.
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Nick "Don't kill me, man - don't kill me!"
Batman "I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me."
Nick "What are you?!"
Batman "I'm Batman."
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Alexander Knox "Lieutenant, is there a six-foot bat in Gotham City? And, if so, is he on the police payroll? And, if so, what's he pulling down, after taxes?"
Lt. Eckhardt "Sorry, Knox. These two slipped on a banana peel."
Alexander Knox "You know what they say? They say he can't be killed. They say he drinks blood. They say..."
Lt. Eckhardt "And I say you're full of shit, Knox. Oh, uh, you can quote me on that."
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Vinnie Ricorso You're crazy.
Joker Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
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Eddie Hey, let's beat it, man. I don't like it up here.
Nick What are ya, scared of heights?
Eddie I don't know. After what happened to Johnny Gobs...
Nick Hey, look, man. Johnny Gobs got ripped and took a walk off a roof, all right? No big loss.
Eddie No man... that ain't what I heard at all. I heard that the Bat got him.
Nick The Bat? Aw man, give me a break, will ya?
Eddie Five stories straight down. There wasn't no blood in the body.
Nick No shit. It was all over the pavement.
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Eddie You shouldn'ta turned the gun on that kid, man. You shouldn'ta --
Nick Do you want this money or not? Now shut up! Shut up --
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James Gordon Robert, what's up?
Robert Anonymous tip. Napier's cleaning out Axis Chemicals.
James Gordon Why wasn't I told about this? Who's in charge?
Robert Eckhardt, sir.
James Gordon Oh, my God! Come on, let's go, let's go.
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Mayor Borg Across this nation the words "Gotham City" are synonymous with crime. Our streets are overrun, our public officials are helpless. As mayor, I promise to root out the source of this corruption... Boss Carl Grissom. Now, our new District Attorney, Harvey Dent... will carry out that promise.
Two-Face Thank you, Mayor Borg. Thank you. People of Gotham City... I'm a man of few words. But those words will count, and so will my actions. Police Commissioner Gordon has informed me that he has targeted those businesses suspected of fronting for the syndicate in this city. Before the week is out... we are going to knock down their doors... and shed the light of the law on that nest of vipers. Together, we can make this city safe for decent people.
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Vicki Vale Bats...
Batman They're great survivors.
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Joker Have you shipped a million of those things?!
Scientist Yes, sir!
Joker Ship 'em all! We're going to take 'em out a whole new door! MuhahaHAAAA!
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Mayor Borg We are going to have a festival if I have to get a shotgun to get people there myself. Do you hear the words coming out of my mouth? The festival is on! And you find out what this madman is poisoning us with, and fast. Do you read me?
Two-Face We're working on it. I need all the help I can get.
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Batman Alfred, did you get the file on my parents?
Alfred Pennyworth It's on your table, sir.
Batman Thank you. What's on your mind, Alfred?
Alfred Pennyworth I have no wish to spend my few remaining years grieving for the loss of old friends. Or their sons.
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Alexander Knox Poor kid watched the whole thing happen in front of him.
Vicki Vale Look at the look on the face. It was the same in front of City Hall.
Alexander Knox What do you suppose something like this does to a kid?
  • In today's dollars
    Domestic $251,188,924
    Foreign +160,160,000
  • = total worldwide gross $411,348,924
  • - a reported budget of $35,000,000
  • = a 1,075.3% net profit of $376,348,924
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