| Vicki Vale |
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A lot of people think you're as dangerous as the Joker. |
| Batman |
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Hmph, he's psychotic. |
| Vicki Vale |
|
Some people say the same thing about you. |
| Batman |
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What people? |
| Vicki Vale |
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Well, I mean, let's face it. You're not exactly normal, are you? |
| Batman |
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It's not exactly a normal world, is it? |
| Vicki Vale |
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I just gotta know, are we gonna try to love each other? |
| Batman |
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I'd like to. But he's out there right now. And I've gotta go to work. |
| Joker |
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"I'm only laughing on the outside/My smile is just skin deep/If you could see inside I'm really crying/You might join me for a weep." |
| Joker |
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"You must possess strength to inflict pain, Bob. We've got a flying mouse to kill, and I want to clean my claws." |
| Joker |
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"Jack? Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me...Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier." |
| Alfred Pennyworth |
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Miss Vale called. She was rather concerned. I've noticed that there is a certain weight that lifts when she's here. |
| Batman |
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Alfred, why don't you marry her? |
| Alfred Pennyworth |
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That's not exactly what I had in mind. |
| Batman |
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I can't go on with that right now. I just found out that Jack Napier is still alive. He's running Grissom's men. I'm gonna need everything the police have on him. |
| Alfred Pennyworth |
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Certainly, sir. |
| Batman |
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Alfred, she is great isn't she? |
| Vicki Vale |
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What do you want? |
| Joker |
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My face on the one dollar bill. |
| Vicki Vale |
|
You must be joking. |
| Joker |
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Do I look like I'm joking? |
| Vicki Vale |
|
What do you want? |
| Joker |
|
Oh, little song, little dance. Batman's head on a lance. |
| Antoine Rotelli |
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What's with that stupid grin? |
| Joker |
|
Life's been good to me. |
| Alexander Knox |
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"Lieutenant, is there a six-foot bat in Gotham City? And, if so, is he on the police payroll? And, if so, what's he pulling down, after taxes?" |
| Lt. Eckhardt |
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"Sorry, Knox. These two slipped on a banana peel." |
| Alexander Knox |
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"You know what they say? They say he can't be killed. They say he drinks blood. They say..." |
| Lt. Eckhardt |
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"And I say you're full of shit, Knox. Oh, uh, you can quote me on that." |
| Vinnie Ricorso | You're crazy. | |
| Joker |
|
Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter? |
| Eddie |
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Hey, let's beat it, man. I don't like it up here. |
| Nick |
|
What are ya, scared of heights? |
| Eddie |
|
I don't know. After what happened to Johnny Gobs... |
| Nick |
|
Hey, look, man. Johnny Gobs got ripped and took a walk off a roof, all right? No big loss. |
| Eddie |
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No man... that ain't what I heard at all. I heard that the Bat got him. |
| Nick |
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The Bat? Aw man, give me a break, will ya? |
| Eddie |
|
Five stories straight down. There wasn't no blood in the body. |
| Nick |
|
No shit. It was all over the pavement. |
| James Gordon |
|
Robert, what's up? |
| Robert |
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Anonymous tip. Napier's cleaning out Axis Chemicals. |
| James Gordon |
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Why wasn't I told about this? Who's in charge? |
| Robert |
|
Eckhardt, sir. |
| James Gordon |
|
Oh, my God! Come on, let's go, let's go. |
| Mayor Borg | Across this nation the words "Gotham City" are synonymous with crime. Our streets are overrun, our public officials are helpless. As mayor, I promise to root out the source of this corruption... Boss Carl Grissom. Now, our new District Attorney, Harvey Dent... will carry out that promise. | |
| Two-Face |
|
Thank you, Mayor Borg. Thank you. People of Gotham City... I'm a man of few words. But those words will count, and so will my actions. Police Commissioner Gordon has informed me that he has targeted those businesses suspected of fronting for the syndicate in this city. Before the week is out... we are going to knock down their doors... and shed the light of the law on that nest of vipers. Together, we can make this city safe for decent people. |
| Vicki Vale |
|
Bats... |
| Batman |
|
They're great survivors. |
| Mayor Borg | We are going to have a festival if I have to get a shotgun to get people there myself. Do you hear the words coming out of my mouth? The festival is on! And you find out what this madman is poisoning us with, and fast. Do you read me? | |
| Two-Face |
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We're working on it. I need all the help I can get. |
| Batman |
|
Alfred, did you get the file on my parents? |
| Alfred Pennyworth |
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It's on your table, sir. |
| Batman |
|
Thank you. What's on your mind, Alfred? |
| Alfred Pennyworth |
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I have no wish to spend my few remaining years grieving for the loss of old friends. Or their sons. |
| Alexander Knox |
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Poor kid watched the whole thing happen in front of him. |
| Vicki Vale |
|
Look at the look on the face. It was the same in front of City Hall. |
| Alexander Knox |
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What do you suppose something like this does to a kid? |
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