The Third Battleship Trailer Shows Off Its Alien Invaders

Topic started by Rorie on March 13, 2012. Last post by spilledmilkfactory 1 year, 2 months ago.
Post by Rorie (3,216 posts) See mini bio

I admit that this will likely be the dumbest movie to come out all summer, but it also has a pretty good chance of being one of the biggest moneymakers. The third trailer up there shows a lot more of the alien race that has been hinted at in the first couple of trailers, including the individual ground troops that look to be the invasion force's army. It could be fun, even if I'll have to wear some boxing gloves to avoid hurting myself when I slap my forehead for the nth time.

Post by AuthenticM (303 posts) See mini bio

Jesus Christ. What's the budget for this movie?

Post by Shaanyboi (79 posts) See mini bio

Seeing Taylor Kitsch try to be serious and dramatic like that just hurt my insides

Post by MrPink (586 posts) See mini bio

Does Rihanna get nekkid?

Post by Djees (23 posts) See mini bio

Looks like they increased the Rihannas for this trailer.

Post by scottp (12 posts) See mini bio

I thought they were going to say "you sunk my battleship" at the end lol.

Post by Milkman (645 posts) See mini bio
All I can think when I see this movie now is... 
 
"Gentlemen, we know two things about our enemy: they are hungry...and they are hungry!"
Post by JacDG (36 posts) See mini bio

I think I am a bad person, because I actually think this movie looks alright, maybe because my expectations were incredibly low, but still, I'm sure it will end up being terrible though, my only hope for this type of dumb is that it can entertain me just a little, something Transformers have never done. I do find it weird seeing Riggins and Landry as military people though, two people I will forever have a hard time seeing as someone else.

Post by Atary77 (119 posts) See mini bio

Dammit all! I hate when trailers use that seizure inducing black flicker!

Post by red_rover (22 posts) See mini bio

Even the sound design is lifted straight out of Transformers. That's okay since they were both "made by the same company."

Post by Christoffer (207 posts) See mini bio

They're attacking us with special effects, sir!

Post by mattman734 (30 posts) See mini bio

I'm actually looking forward to this now, just because I love movies that just go for it with their giant budget. Who needs movies to be art its about having a good time.

Post by RockNRollz (0 posts) See mini bio

Totally going to go and see it. Looks like a great movie. It's funny to see all the people that say they won't see it, yet end up in the theaters watching it.

Post by LiquidSwords (467 posts) See mini bio

@RockNRollz said:

Totally going to go and see it. Looks like a great movie. It's funny to see all the people that say they won't see it, yet end up in the theaters watching it.

You're going to be that guy.

Post by ick_bop (13 posts) See mini bio

I have no desire to support Chris Brown's number one fangirl/punching bag.

Post by Rhombus_Of_Terror (205 posts) See mini bio

I'm getting too old for this shit.

Post by Tarsier (50 posts) See mini bio

@mattman734 said:

I'm actually looking forward to this now, just because I love movies that just go for it with their giant budget. Who needs movies to be art its about having a good time.

these movies are for people who have parts of their brain missing

Post by SecondElection (44 posts) See mini bio

I like to think that the supposed alien race is actually the two kids who are playing the board game. And, yes, this movie looks super dumb.

Post by snake_runner (351 posts) See mini bio

I'm hoping this will be an Independence Day type of dumb fun movie.

Post by mathewfinch (79 posts) See mini bio

@ick_bop: that is actually the twist in this movie; the aliens are actually just Chris Brown, and they just wanted to come down and punch some women.

Trailer 2: Battleship

Alexander Skarsgard's facial expression more or less mirrors my own in regards to this latest Battleship trailer. Remind me again how this is not an elaborate Michael Bay parody?

Trailer: Battleship

I hate judging movies based on trailers, but...this is 100% guaranteed to be the dumbest movie of all time. OF ALL TIME.

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Name Battleship
US Release May 18, 2012
UK Release April 11, 2012
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Runtime 131
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    Domestic $65,422,625
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