this looks like it could be really stupid but a lot of fun.
This looks so... so.... RETARDED. oh and... What's with all the movie hero actors who look interchangable?? Seriously, Sam Worthington, John Cena, etc. etc. they all have this same slack-jawed look.
So I wasn't the only one who though the hero was played by 4 different actors? At first I thought he was Channing Tatum. But throughout the trailer I though he was shape shifting on me.
This makes me sad.
I love Clue, everything about it. I love it even more because they took the material the boardgame gave them and fucking ran with it.
This doesn't do that. This doesn't have anything to do with Battleship.
I would have been so excited if the movie was about two sets of fleets separated by miles, playing a dumb guessing game with each other, each admiral taking his duty deathly serious and everything played up in a funny Dr. Strangelove-esque way.
Instead, we get this. We get this shit. What the fuck.
Trailer 2: Battleship
Alexander Skarsgard's facial expression more or less mirrors my own in regards to this latest Battleship trailer. Remind me again how this is not an elaborate Michael Bay parody?
I hate judging movies based on trailers, but...this is 100% guaranteed to be the dumbest movie of all time. OF ALL TIME.
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