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Trailer: Battleship

Topic started by Rorie on July 28, 2011. Last post by Eyz 1 year, 7 months ago.
Post by ddensel (298 posts) See mini bio
Can't wait for the Monopoly movie starring Michael Douglas and Charlie Sheen.
Posted 1 year, 9 months ago
Post by ArcLyte (29 posts) See mini bio

this looks like it could be really stupid but a lot of fun.

Posted 1 year, 9 months ago
Post by JohnnyFunwrecker (4 posts) See mini bio

This...this can't be real.

Posted 1 year, 9 months ago
Post by MiniPato (171 posts) See mini bio

@superxash said:

This looks so... so.... RETARDED. oh and... What's with all the movie hero actors who look interchangable?? Seriously, Sam Worthington, John Cena, etc. etc. they all have this same slack-jawed look.

So I wasn't the only one who though the hero was played by 4 different actors? At first I thought he was Channing Tatum. But throughout the trailer I though he was shape shifting on me.

Posted 1 year, 9 months ago
Post by DG991 (142 posts) See mini bio

This looks like it is gonna be fun to watch even if it is dumb.

Posted 1 year, 9 months ago
Post by Rowen545 (76 posts) See mini bio
I think Liam and Samuel L. Jackson have a bet going...
Posted 1 year, 9 months ago
Post by BooDoug187 (45 posts) See mini bio

@csl316 said:

As long as we're talking board games, I want my Crossfire movie.

Only if it is done like the bad ass commercial from the 80's

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCwn1NTK-50

Posted 1 year, 9 months ago
Post by cornBREDX (98 posts) See mini bio

Awww, YOU SUNK MY BATTLE SHIP!

=P

I loved that commercial (I mean the one from the 90s, not this movie haha). Speaking of battle ship, i had the awesome one that had a sound board built in. I wonder what I ever did with that.

Edited 1 year, 9 months ago
Post by iragequit (0 posts) See mini bio
I can't wait to see how many puppies it gets.
Posted 1 year, 9 months ago
Post by Kombat (201 posts) See mini bio

I can't unwatch any of this.

Posted 1 year, 9 months ago
Post by iragequit (0 posts) See mini bio
@Flap_jackson:  
Oh lord. Those WERE pegs...and it's called battleship. Are they serious?
Posted 1 year, 9 months ago
Post by DH69 (5 posts) See mini bio

And 7 months after this attrocity Pixar, Dreamworks or Universal will make a CGI mousetrap movie...and i will grow to hate them even more than i already do now.

Posted 1 year, 9 months ago
Post by Chrisbot84 (4 posts) See mini bio

I.. what the.. why?

Posted 1 year, 9 months ago
Post by Brendan (190 posts) See mini bio

I will pretend that this never happened, and move on with my life.

Posted 1 year, 9 months ago
Post by halfrican (4 posts) See mini bio
This is clearly the dumbest idea in the history of cinema. For some reason.......I'm morbidly curious as to how this will play out. This is clearly a "get on dvd or VOD, get your friends, get some beers/liquor, and laugh your ass off" type of situation.
Posted 1 year, 9 months ago
Post by Joeybagad0nutz (87 posts) See mini bio

Most sailors don't wear there NWU on Ships..... Kill these pricks.

Posted 1 year, 9 months ago
Post by Hailinel (242 posts) See mini bio

If this movie is worse than Transformers 2, I will buy a hat for the purpose of eating it. Revenge of the Fallen is a movie that is so bad that no proper scale to measure its stupidity exists within the scope of reality.

Posted 1 year, 9 months ago
Post by ThatFrood (321 posts) See mini bio

This makes me sad.

I love Clue, everything about it. I love it even more because they took the material the boardgame gave them and fucking ran with it.

This doesn't do that. This doesn't have anything to do with Battleship.

I would have been so excited if the movie was about two sets of fleets separated by miles, playing a dumb guessing game with each other, each admiral taking his duty deathly serious and everything played up in a funny Dr. Strangelove-esque way.

Instead, we get this. We get this shit. What the fuck.

Posted 1 year, 9 months ago
Post by Chadster (111 posts) See mini bio
"Dammit Tim Riggins! Your mindless guessing games are going to get us all killed! Do you really think he would put a ship on B4, directly adjacent to his destroyer? Lance, get me more white pegs!" 
"My name's Landry, sir." 
"Whatever!" 
"How many white pegs, sir?" 
".......all of them." 
 BRAAAAAWWWWMMMMMM 
 
(Depicted above is what I wish this movie actually was.)
Posted 1 year, 9 months ago
Post by Waffles13 (35 posts) See mini bio
Honestly, I can think of worse ways to spend ten bucks than to watch the US Navy fight a giant goddamn Transformer.
 
Also, is it just me or are there like no movies about Naval warfare. Sure, there are movies about people in the Navy, and there are often ships hanging around in war films, but rarely have I seen anything that actually involves big-ass ships firing big-ass cannons at one another.
Posted 1 year, 9 months ago
Battleship 58 images
Trailer 2: Battleship

Alexander Skarsgard's facial expression more or less mirrors my own in regards to this latest Battleship trailer. Remind me again how this is not an elaborate Michael Bay parody?
Trailer: Battleship

I hate judging movies based on trailers, but...this is 100% guaranteed to be the dumbest movie of all time. OF ALL TIME.

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Name Battleship
US Release May 18, 2012
UK Release April 11, 2012
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Runtime 131
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  • In today's dollars
    Domestic $65,422,625
    Foreign +237,602,860
  • = total worldwide gross $303,025,485
  • - a reported budget of $209,000,000
  • = a 45.0% net profit of $94,025,485
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