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Edit Season 1, Episode 1: Battlestar Galactica
Saul Tigh Yes, we're tired. Yes, there is no relief. Yes, the Cylons keep coming after us time, after time, after time. And yes, we are still expected to do our jobs!
Number Six There there. It's okay. You're not gonna have to cry much longer.
Number Six God has a plan for you Gaius. He has a plan for everything and everyone.
Galen Tyrol We'll sleep when we're dead, c'mon!
Edit Season 1, Episode 2: Battlestar Galactica
Number Six Do you remember the first time you lied to a woman? Other than your mother, that is.
Gaius Baltar Other than my mother? Sherry Bennett. Fourth grade, on the playground, behind the band room. "If you show me yours, I'll show you mine." She did. I did not.
Edit Season 1, Episode 3: Battlestar Galactica
William Adama Every man has to decide for himself which side he is on.
Lee Adama I didn't know we were picking sides.
William Adama That's why you haven't picked one yet.
Number Six We're the children of humanity. That makes them our parents, in a sense.
Aaron Doral True, but parents have to die. It's the only way children can come into their own.
Edit Season 1, Episode 4: Battlestar Galactica
Kara Thrace Pilots call me Starbuck, you may refer to me as God.
Edit Season 1, Episode 5: Battlestar Galactica
Kara Thrace Like my new toy?
Lee Adama When you take a souvenir, you don't screw around...
Edit Season 1, Episode 6: Battlestar Galactica
William Adama What I can’t do is I can’t let someone who wears this uniform get up on the witness stand and lie under oath. And that’s what your man did. He either lied the first time or he lied the second time. And it doesn’t matter. He’s guilty, and he’ll pay the price. You? You’ll pay a different price. You’ll have to walk out on that hanger every day knowing that one of your men is in the brig because you couldn’t keep your fly zipped. You are the most experienced non-commissioned officer we have left. You keep my planes flying. I need my planes to fly.
William Adama You’ve lost sight of the purpose of the law. To protect its citizens, not persecute them. Whatever we are, whatever is left of us. We’re better than that.
Edit Season 1, Episode 7: Battlestar Galactica
Gaius Baltar Which leads me to the inescapable conclusion that Cylons are, in the final analysis, little more than toasters... with great-looking legs.
Shelly Godfrey Dr. Amarak gave the disk to me before he died.
Gaius Baltar What, as opposed to after he died?
Doc. Cottle Sorry, but we're weaning you off the magic pills starting today. Besides, I need them for myself.
Gaius Baltar Are you running a glitch in the program or something? Because you say the same thing over and over again. Now I've accepted your God and all that. Can't we reboot the hard drive?
Number Six He's not my God, He is God.
Gaius Baltar Yeah, your God, my God, everyone's God. He's big enough for all of us, isn't He?
Edit Season 1, Episode 8: Battlestar Galactica
Leoben Conoy Each of us plays a role. Each time a different role. Maybe the last time I was the interrogator, and you were the prisoner. The players change. The story remains the same.
Edit Season 1, Episode 9: Battlestar Galactica
Laura Roslin If you're a Cylon, I'd like to know.
William Adama If I'm a Cylon, you're really screwed.
Edit Season 1, Episode 10: Battlestar Galactica
William Adama Captain Adama and Colonel Tigh are working on the plan now, and I need some serious out-of-the-box thinking.
Kara Thrace Out-of-the-box is where I live.
Edit Season 1, Episode 11: Battlestar Galactica
Gaius Baltar I think all of us have had teachers who have made a profound impact on our lives. History is full of examples of leaders who have come from the most humble beginnings, and have risen to meet the challenge posed by cataclysmic events... We must survive, and we will survive, and we will do so through the values that have made our colonies great: courage, truth, justice, liberty. With a firm and deep resolve to make tomorrow better, not just for ourselves, but for our children.
Edit Season 1, Episode 12: Battlestar Galactica
William Adama I want you to remember one thing: I do not regret anything that I did. Be sure that whatever you're going to do, you don't regret it later. Do you understand me?
Kara Thrace I guess we'll find out.
Edit Season 1, Episode 13: Battlestar Galactica
Number Six Life has a melody, Gaius. A rhythm of notes that become your existence once played in harmony with God's plan. It's time to do your part and realize your destiny.
Edit Season 2, Episode 1: Battlestar Galactica
Saul Tigh You never should have brought me back into the service. If you had just let me be, I'd have died back there on Caprica along with everyone else, and been happier for it. I don't want a command. I never did. Don't you dare die on me now.
Kara Thrace Bitch took my ride.
Edit Season 2, Episode 2: Battlestar Galactica
Lee Adama Let's go toaster shopping.
Edit Season 2, Episode 3: Battlestar Galactica
Saul Tigh Is he going to make it?
Doc. Cottle How should I know? I'm not a psychic. Now get the hell out of here!
Gaius Baltar I'm not trained for this kind of thing. I've never fired a gun in my life!
Crewman Diana Seelix I haven't fired one since Basic.
Gaius Baltar And you?
Specialist Cally Henderson I just joined to pay for Dental School.
Edit Season 2, Episode 7: Battlestar Galactica
Doc. Cottle Will you stop going crazy in there?
Gaius Baltar I'm not crazy.
Edit Season 2, Episode 17: Battlestar Galactica
William Adama In your opinion, off the record, what was Garner's flaw?
Lee Adama He was used to working with machines. Command is about people.
Edit Season 2, Episode 19: Battlestar Galactica
Brother Cavil Do you know how useless prayer is? Chanting, and singing, and mucking about with old half-remembered lines of bad poetry? And you know what it gets you? Exactly nothing.
Galen Tyrol You're sure you're a priest?
Edit Season 3, Episode 1: Battlestar Galactica
Brother Cavil Delusional machines! What's the universe gonna come up with next?
Saul Tigh I know you're wondering, so I'll save you the trouble. The eye is gone. Ripped it right out onto the floor, picked it up, and showed it to me. It looked like a hard boiled egg.
Edit Season 3, Episode 2: Battlestar Galactica
Sharon Agathon How do you really know that you can trust me?
William Adama I don't. That's what trust is.
Edit Season 3, Episode 4: Battlestar Galactica
William Adama I guess you didn't understand my orders.
Lee Adama I never could read your handwriting.
Edit Season 3, Episode 6: Battlestar Galactica
Cylon Hybrid Mists of dreams drip along the nascent echo and love no more. End of line.
Edit Season 3, Episode 7: Battlestar Galactica
Number Three There's no such thing as coincidence. God wills the Universe according to His design.
Gaius Baltar I'm a scientist. And as a scientist, I believe that if God exists our knowledge of him is imperfect. Why? Because the stories and myths we have are the products of men. The passage of time. That religion in practice is based o­n a theory. Impossible to prove. Yet you bestow it with absolutes like, "There is no such thing as coincidence."
Edit Season 3, Episode 8: Battlestar Galactica
Saul Tigh I hear you got a medal.
William Adama Yeah. They're handing them out for anything these days. Good behavior. Attendance. Plays well with others.
Edit Season 3, Episode 10: Battlestar Galactica
William Adama I hear they're still eating paper. Is that true?
Saul Tigh No. Paper shortage.
Edit Season 3, Episode 13: Battlestar Galactica
Kara Thrace Kara Thrace and Her Special Destiny? Sounds more like a bad cover band, Sam.
Edit Season 3, Episode 15: Battlestar Galactica
Karl Agathon What's the matter with you?
Brian "Hotdog" Costanza Sorry. I've got the weirdest rash.
Karl Agathon Really? I hope she was worth it, buddy.
Edit Season 3, Episode 19: Battlestar Galactica
Lee Adama I will not serve under a man who questions my integrity.
William Adama And I won't have an officer under my command who doesn't have any.
Edit Season 4, Episode 13: Battlestar Galactica
William Adama I want you all to understand this! If you do this, there will be no forgiveness. No amnesty. This boy died honoring his uniform. You? You will die with nothing.
Edit Season 4, Episode 20: Battlestar Galactica
William Adama Whatdya hear, Starbuck?
Kara Thrace Nothin' but the rain.
William Adama Grab your gun and bring in the cat.
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