Bruce Willis Forum

"I personally feel that the new Bruce Willis fragrance is the manliest scent in the world." These are the words of Tilo Plöger, COO of Germany's LR Health and Beauty Systems who partnered with the great Shaved Headed One to creat the Bruce Willis "signature collection." If you must know, the package contains six separate products: shampoo, body wash, aftershave, balm, deodorant and the keystone of any personal care collection, cologne. From head to toe, armpit to cavernous pore you too can exude the musk of Bruce! What I really love about this product--available starting Thursday in Germany--is that a whopping 15% of it is aromatic compound compared to the standard 5% of normal men's fragrances, meaning you will be a walking, probably-not-talking (because of the fumes) can of pepper spray at any function you wear this to.

Anyway, I for one don't doubt Plöger's statement about the manliness of this product because we are, after all, talking about the scent of the man who spent the better part of Christmas Eve covered in sweat and blood slithering through the vents of Nakatomi Plaza offing German terrorists. Wait a second. German terrorists...German cosmetics firm...Plöger second cousins to Gruber...Surrogates and Cop Out were thoroughly mediocre... 
 
Get out, Bruce, it's a trap!

Wait, what?  So....  I'd smell of gunpowder and bad scotch?  No thanks.

I demand a smell test of this on screened. Get Dave working on implementing smell-O-vision into the website so we can all enjoy the smell of Bruce Willies.

I won't care until the cologne is named: SMELL HARD: SMELL HARDER. 
 
C'mon, someone had to say it.

@crusader8463 said:

"I demand a smell test of this on screened. Get Dave working on implementing smell-O-vision into the website so we can all enjoy the smell of Bruce Willies."

Next time anybody involved with Screened travels to Germany, yes, this will be bought and inflicted on the Whiskey offices. But as for the "Willies" of Bruce...I think one Willy is too many.

That cologne will  j ust be fly in the ointment, The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass. 

@heatdrive88 said:

"I won't care until the cologne is named: SMELL HARD: SMELL HARDER.  C'mon, someone had to say it. "

Id actually buy that

@Matt said:

" @crusader8463 said:

"I demand a smell test of this on screened. Get Dave working on implementing smell-O-vision into the website so we can all enjoy the smell of Bruce Willies."

Next time anybody involved with Screened travels to Germany, yes, this will be bought and inflicted on the Whiskey offices. But as for the "Willies" of Bruce...I think one Willy is too many. "

Sigh... I hate not being able to type. lol

They can smell the menstruation!

@Matt said:

" "I personally feel that the new Bruce Willis fragrance is the manliest scent in the world." These are the words of Tilo Plöger 
 

Did these words really even need to be said. 

@crusader8463 said:

" I demand a smell test of this on screened.  "

I would wear the hell out of that.

I always imagined Bruce Willis would smell like sweat, blood, & whiskey covered up with either cheap disinfectant or roll-on deodorant.