Typical Los Angeles teenager Buffy Summers discovers she is a slayer. A warrior chosen once every generation to battle the forces of the undead. Buffy must cope with her new responsibilities as a vampire slayer and her life as a popular high school cheerleader.
All I want to do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now it may not sound too great to a sconehead like you, but I think it's swell. And you come along and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can *throw* things at me?