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| Cher Horowitz | Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for forty minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum. |
| Cher Horowitz | Old people can be so sweet. |
| Cher Horowitz | Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972. |
| Cher Horowitz | He does dress better than I do, what would I bring to the relationship? |
| Cher Horowitz | Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite. |
| Cher Horowitz | Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex. |
| Cher Horowitz | Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good. |
| Cher Horowitz | That's Ren and Stimpy. They're way existential. |
| Cher Horowitz | Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value. |
| Cher Horowitz | Okay, so you're probably going, "Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?" But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl. |
| Cher Horowitz | Christian said he'd call the next day, but in boy time that meant Thursday. |
| Cher Horowitz | Dionne and her boyfriend Murray are in this dramatic relationship. I think they've seen that Ike and Tina Turner movie too many times. |
| Cher Horowitz | Unfortunately, There was a major babe drought at my school. The evil trolls from the math department were actually married and in the grand tradition of P.E. teachers, Ms. Stoger seemed to be same-sex oriented. |
| Cher Horowitz | I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M's and like 3 pieces of licorice. |
| Cher Horowitz | Dee, when your allergies act up, take out your nose ring. |
| Cher Horowitz | Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"? |
| Cher Horowitz | Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past, who now do infomercials. |
| Cher Horowitz | Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie. |
| Cher Horowitz | Daddy's a litigator. Those are the scariest kind of lawyer. Even Lucy, our maid, is terrified of him. And daddy's so good he gets $500 an hour to fight with people. But he fights with me for free because I'm his daughter. |
| Cher Horowitz | I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'. |
| Cher Horowitz | It's like that book I read in the 9th grade that said "'tis a far far better thing doing stuff for other people." |
| Cher Horowitz | I am totally butt crazy in love with Josh. |
| Cher Horowitz | Wasn't my mom a total Betty? She died when I was young. A freak accident during a routine liposuction. |
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Box Office
Domestic $56,631,572 Foreign +$20,700,000 - = total worldwide gross $77,331,572
- - a reported budget of $12,000,000
- = a 544.4% net profit of $65,331,572
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In today's dollars
Domestic $56,631,572 Foreign +20,700,000 - = total worldwide gross $77,331,572
- - a reported budget of $12,000,000
- = a 544.4% net profit of $65,331,572
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