Dark Shadows Featurette

Topic started by Mackwahl on April 27, 2012. Last post by Mr_skeleton 1 year ago.
Post by Mackwahl (4 posts) See mini bio
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I'm honestly surprised by how good this looks. I know you're all going to hate me for this, I personally (I'm very intentioned with the use of "personally" here as I know everyone's a huge fan of Depp and saying even the slightest ill word is a sin), have been thinking that many of the offbeat characters that Johnny's been playing can sorta blend together. From Edward Scissorhands to Sweeney Todd we keep seeing white-gaunt-faced Johnny as he plays some sort of society outcast with long scissor hands, shaving knives or fingernails. It can start to feel like he's just making re-makes.

But from this featurette it looks like we may be talking about a horse of a different color.

Post by Paindamnation (15 posts) See mini bio

I'm excited for it.

Post by The Poet (38 posts) See mini bio

This looks fun...

Post by gangly (1,273 posts) See mini bio

Mack, I hope you're being sarcastic with your reluctance to critique Depp. I'd say it's widely agreed that he's been playing variations on the same character since about 2003, and that his Burton collabs have increasingly been especially vapid.

I still have some hopes for this one though, as maybe the strength of the cast (those not named Depp or Bonham Carter) can pull some uniqueness out of it. But although somewhat convincing, this featurette seems pretty sleazy in it's summation of the entire cinematic history of vampires, and then subtly placing itself at the top.

Post by CrimsonAvenger (1,277 posts) See mini bio

Well that did nothing to convince me that this movie is worth my time.

Post by Xenozoic Shaman (30 posts) See mini bio

I was looking forward to this, but now... It just seems too modernized and Barnabas looks too effeminate for my tastes.

Post by obscurefan (450 posts) See mini bio

Damn maybe we've been too hard on the new Screened team, judging by how much Mack had to prepare for the hit he expected us to give him for that.

Post by Watcherg44 (255 posts) See mini bio

I don't Know, tim Burton Needs to work Twice has hard to do a good movie, and Putting his wife in the movie, is something he does but, from what i have heard, Depp is doing a role he has been in love with in this film, and the question i have is.... why isn't this a tv show? again?

Post by MasterPr0phet (87 posts) See mini bio

I was anticipating the hell out of this...until I learned they turned it into a crap comedy.

Post by MrPink (586 posts) See mini bio

Not hating on Depp nor Burton I love a lot of their assorted work. I just think this may not do all that well but I could be wrong. Releasing this movie around the same time as The Avengers with its comedic and "quirky" take on a cult TV show may not be the best move.

It will probably hit the DVD market a bit sooner than planned.

Post by red_rover (22 posts) See mini bio

@obscurefan said:

Damn maybe we've been too hard on the new Screened team, judging by how much Mack had to prepare for the hit he expected us to give him for that.

Good point... now come out from under the desk, Mack.

Post by Acura_Max (886 posts) See mini bio
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Personally, I agree with Mack. If you just take a look at the Johnny Depp's costume for the Lone Ranger, you can see some similarities between this and this. yeah I know the Depp's costume in the Lone Ranger is inspired by a painting, but you can't miss the similarities.

Post by TheHumanDove (125 posts) See mini bio

I just cant stand another 'Johnny Depp being weird' film. The pairing with Burton got boring years ago.

Post by LokitheNightlord (119 posts) See mini bio

I'm still looking forward to this film, but I'm pissed off that the film is rated PG-13, I assumed a vampire film would be R-rated as all.

Post by Aarny2 (133 posts) See mini bio

I don't think it looks good at all.

Post by Mr_skeleton (953 posts) See mini bio

At least he doesn't sparkle...

28 votes, 3.3 avg.
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Name Dark Shadows
US Release May 11, 2012
UK Release May 11, 2012
AUS Release May 10, 2012
Runtime 113
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  • In today's dollars
    Domestic $79,727,149
    Foreign +159,000,000
  • = total worldwide gross $238,727,149
  • - a reported budget of $150,000,000
  • = a 59.2% net profit of $88,727,149
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