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| John Spartan |
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I don't know if you guys know it, but you're out of toilet paper. |
| Alfredo Garcia |
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Did you say "Toilet Paper?" |
| Lt. Lenina Huxley |
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Oh, they used handfuls of wadded paper back in the twenties (laughing). |
| John Spartan |
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I'm happy that you're happy but the place that you're supposed to have the toilet paper, you got this little shelf with three sea shells on it? |
| Erwin |
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He doesn't know how to use the three sea shells (laughing). |
| Simon Phoenix |
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That's who you remind me of: an evil Mr. Rogers! |
| John Spartan |
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You're gonna regret this for the rest of your life...both seconds of it. |
| Edgar Friendly |
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You see, according to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener". |
| John Spartan |
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Send a maniac to catch a maniac. |
| Lt. Lenina Huxley |
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The exchange of bodily fluids, do you know what that leads to? |
| John Spartan |
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Yeah, I do! Kids, smoking, a desire to raid the fridge. |
| John Spartan |
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Is it cold in here or is it just me? |
| Simon Phoenix |
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Good memory |
| Lt. Lenina Huxley |
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Chief, you can take this job and shovel it! |
| John Spartan |
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Bad aim blondie! |
| Simon Phoenix |
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Spartan? John Spartan? Aw shit, they let anybody into this century! What the hell are you doing here? |
| Taco Bell Patron | What would you say if I called you a brutish fossil, symbolic of a decayed era gratefully forgotten? | |
| John Spartan |
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I don't know...thanks? |
| Lt. Lenina Huxley |
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I thought your life functions had been prematurely terminated. |
| John Spartan |
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Yeah, I thought I'd bought it too. |
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Domestic $58,055,768 Foreign +$101,000,000 - = total worldwide gross $159,055,768
- - a reported budget of $57,000,000
- = a 179.0% net profit of $102,055,768
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- - a reported budget of $57,000,000
- = a 179.0% net profit of $102,055,768
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