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| Rose Tyler |
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Hold on, if you're an alien, why do you sound like you're from the North? |
| The Doctor |
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Lots of planets have a North! |
| The Doctor |
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[first line as 9th Doctor] Run! |
| Jackie Tyler | I'm in my dressing gown. | |
| The Doctor |
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Yes, you are. |
| Jackie Tyler | There's a strange man in my bedroom. | |
| The Doctor |
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Yes, there is. |
| Jackie Tyler | Anything could happen. | |
| The Doctor |
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No. [walks away] |
| The Doctor |
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You lot. You spend all your time thinking about dying, like you're going to get killed by eggs, or beef, or global warming, or asteroids. But you never take time to imagine the impossible: that maybe you survive. This is the year 5.5 slash apple slash 26... five billion years in your future, and this is the day, hold on— [looks at his watch, then at the sun] This is the day the sun expands. [Grins] Welcome to the end of the world. |
| Simmons | What're you going to do? Sucker me to death? [Dalek extends its suction arm and suckers him to death] |
| The Doctor |
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Oh, look at you! [camera shows a Cyberman's head, which the Doctor finds very intriguing] |
| Rose Tyler |
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What is it? |
| The Doctor |
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An old friend of mine. Well, enemy. The stuff of nightmares reduced to an exhibit. I'm getting old. |
| Simmons | What're you going to do? Sucker me to death? [Dalek extends its suction arm and suckers him to death] |
| Jack Harkness |
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Okay, this can function as a sonic blaster, a sonic cannon, and a turbine fold sonic disruptor. Doc, whatcha got? |
| The Doctor |
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I've got a sonic...oh, nevermind. |
| Jack Harkness |
|
What? |
| The Doctor |
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It's sonic, okay? Let's just leave it at that. |
| Jack Harkness |
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Disruptor, cannon, what? |
| The Doctor |
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It's sonic! Totally sonic! I'm sonic'd up... |
| Jack Harkness |
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A sonic WHAT!? |
| The Doctor |
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SCREWDRIVER! |
| Empty Child | [Repeated Line] Are you my mummy? |
| Empty Child | [Repeated Line] Are you my mummy? |
| Jack Harkness |
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WHO has a sonic screwdriver? |
| The Doctor |
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I do! |
| Rose Tyler |
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Lights... |
| Jack Harkness |
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Who looks at a scredriver and thinks, "oooh this could be a little more sonic." |
| The Doctor |
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What? You've never been bored? |
| Rose Tyler |
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There's got to be a light switch. |
| The Doctor |
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Never had a long night? never had a lot of cabinets to put up? |
| The Doctor |
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[The Doctor is cornered by the empty children] Go to your room! Go to your room! I mean it. I'm very, very angry with you. I'm very, very cross! GO! TO! YOUR! ROOM! [The children lurch away.] I'm really glad that worked. Those would have been terrible last words. |
| The Doctor |
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Everybody lives, Rose! Just this once! Everybody lives! |
| The Doctor |
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[The Doctor is cornered by the empty children] Go to your room! Go to your room! I mean it. I'm very, very angry with you. I'm very, very cross! GO! TO! YOUR! ROOM! [The children lurch away.] I'm really glad that worked. Those would have been terrible last words. |
| The Doctor |
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Everybody lives, Rose! Just this once! Everybody lives! |
| The Doctor |
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Rose... before I go, I just want to tell you: you were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And do you know what? [Pause] So was I! |
| Rose Tyler |
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You are tiny. I can see the whole of time and space. Every single atom of your existence, [hold up her hand, her eyes glow yellow] and I divide them. [all of the Daleks dissolve into dust] |
| Rose Tyler |
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You are tiny. I can see the whole of time and space. Every single atom of your existence, [hold up her hand, her eyes glow yellow] and I divide them. [all of the Daleks dissolve into dust] |
| The Doctor |
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Rose... before I go, I just want to tell you: you were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And do you know what? [Pause] So was I! |
| Sycorax Leader | Blood control was just one form of conquest. I can summon the armada and take this world by force. | |
| The Doctor |
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Well, yeah you could, yeah, you could do that, of course you could, but why? Look at these people, these human beings, consider their potential. From the day they arrive on the planet, blinking, step into the sun...there is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do than_no hold on...sorry that's The Lion King. |
| The Doctor |
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[After dispatching the Sycorax Leader] No second chances. I'm that sort of a man. |
| The Doctor |
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[After dispatching the Sycorax Leader] No second chances. I'm that sort of a man. |
| The Doctor |
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So the year five billion, the Sun expands, the Earth gets roasted. |
| Rose Tyler |
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That was our first date. |
| The Doctor |
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So anyway, planet gone. All rocks and dust, but the human race lives on spread out across the stars. Soon as the Earth burns up, ooh, they get all nostalgic, big revival movement. They find this place. Same size as the Earth. Same air, same orbit. Lovely. The call goes out, the humans move in. |
| Rose Tyler |
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What's the city called? |
| The Doctor |
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New New York. |
| Rose Tyler |
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Oh, come on. |
| The Doctor |
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It is! It's the city of New New York! Strictly speaking, it's the fifteenth New York since the original, so that makes it New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New New York. |
| The Doctor |
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So the year five billion, the Sun expands, the Earth gets roasted. |
| Rose Tyler |
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That was our first date. |
| The Doctor |
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So anyway, planet gone. All rocks and dust, but the human race lives on spread out across the stars. Soon as the Earth burns up, ooh, they get all nostalgic, big revival movement. They find this place. Same size as the Earth. Same air, same orbit. Lovely. The call goes out, the humans move in. |
| Rose Tyler |
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What's the city called? |
| The Doctor |
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New New York. |
| Rose Tyler |
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Oh, come on. |
| The Doctor |
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It is! It's the city of New New York! Strictly speaking, it's the fifteenth New York since the original, so that makes it New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New New York. |
| Mickey Smith |
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What's a horse doing on a spaceship? |
| The Doctor |
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Mickey, what's pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective! |
| The Doctor |
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Don't worry Reinette, it's just a nightmare. Everyone has nightmares; even big scary monsters from under the bed have nightmares, don't you, monster? |
| Reinette | What do monsters have nightmares about? | |
| The Doctor |
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Me! Ha! |
| Rose Tyler |
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You're NOT keeping the horse! |
| The Doctor |
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I let you keep Mickey, now lets go! |
| Rose Tyler |
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Well we're in deep space, so they didn't just nip out for a quick fag. |
| The Doctor |
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No, checked all the smoking pods |
| Reinette | Oh, this is my lover, the King of France. | |
| The Doctor |
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Ya well Im the Lord of time |
| The Doctor |
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Oh come on! Did you have to? "No turning back," that's almost as bad as "Nothing could possibly go wrong," or "This is gonna be the best Christmas Walford's ever had!" |
| The Doctor |
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I've trapped you here. |
| Rose Tyler |
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Oh, don't worry about me. Okay... we're under a black hole... on a planet which shouldn't exist, with no way out. Right, I've changed my mind, start worrying about me. |
| The Doctor |
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[The Beast] is playing on very basic fears. Darkness, childhood, nightmares, all that sort of stuff. |
| Dannyh | But thats how the devil works! | |
| The Doctor |
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Or a good psychologist. |
| The Beast | I AM THE RAGE, AND THE BILE, AND THE FEROCITY! I AM THE PRINCE, AND THE FOOL, AND THE AGONY! I AM THE SIN, AND THE FEAR, AND THE DARKNESS! I SHALL NEVER DIE! THE THOUGHT OF ME IS FOREVER: IN THE BLEEDING HEARTS OF MEN, IN THEIR VANITY, OBSESSION AND LUST! NOTHING SHALL EVER DESTROY ME! NOTHING! | |
| Rose Tyler |
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[aiming a gun] Go to Hell! [fires] |
| The Beast | I AM THE RAGE, AND THE BILE, AND THE FEROCITY! I AM THE PRINCE, AND THE FOOL, AND THE AGONY! I AM THE SIN, AND THE FEAR, AND THE DARKNESS! I SHALL NEVER DIE! THE THOUGHT OF ME IS FOREVER: IN THE BLEEDING HEARTS OF MEN, IN THEIR VANITY, OBSESSION AND LUST! NOTHING SHALL EVER DESTROY ME! NOTHING! | |
| Rose Tyler |
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[aiming a gun] Go to Hell! [fires] |
| Rose Tyler |
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[voiceover] Planet Earth. This is where I was born. And this is where I died. The first nineteen years of my life, nothing happened. Nothing at all, not ever. And then I met a man called the Doctor. A man who could change his face. And he took me away from home in his magical machine. He showed me the whole of time and space. I thought it would never end. |
| The Doctor |
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[with Rose on an alien planet] How long are you going to stay with me? |
| Rose Tyler |
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Forever. |
| Rose Tyler |
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[voiceover] Well, that's what I thought. But then came the Army of Ghosts. Then came Torchwood and the war. That's when it all ended. This is the story of how I died. |
| Yvonne Hartley | Her Majesty created the Torchwood Institute with the express intention of keeping Britain great and fighting the alien horde. |
| Rose Tyler |
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[voiceover] Planet Earth. This is where I was born. And this is where I died. The first nineteen years of my life, nothing happened. Nothing at all, not ever. And then I met a man called the Doctor. A man who could change his face. And he took me away from home in his magical machine. He showed me the whole of time and space. I thought it would never end. |
| The Doctor |
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[with Rose on an alien planet] How long are you going to stay with me? |
| Rose Tyler |
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Forever. |
| Rose Tyler |
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[voiceover] Well, that's what I thought. But then came the Army of Ghosts. Then came Torchwood and the war. That's when it all ended. This is the story of how I died. |
| The Doctor |
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Please, when Torchwood comes to write my complete history, don't tell people I travelled through time and space with her mother! |
| Cyberman | Our species are similar, though your design is inelegant. | |
| Dalek Thay | Daleks have no concept of elegance! | |
| Cyberman | This is obvious. But consider, our technologies are compatible. Cybermen plus Daleks; together, we could upgrade the universe. | |
| Dalek Thay | You propose an alliance? | |
| Cyberman | This is correct. | |
| Dalek Thay | Request denied! | |
| Cyberman | Hostile elements will be deleted. [they shoot at the Dalek, but it is unaffected] | |
| Dalek Thay | Exterminate! [exterminates both Cybermen] | |
| Cyber Leader | Daleks, be warned. You have declared war upon the Cybermen. | |
| Dalek Sec | This is not war. This is pest control! | |
| Cyber Leader | We have five million Cybermen. How many are you? | |
| Dalek Sec | Four. | |
| Cyber Leader | You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks? | |
| Dalek Sec | We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek! You are superior in only one respect. | |
| Cyber Leader | What is that? | |
| Dalek Sec | You are better at dying. |
| The Doctor |
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Ohh, yes. Harmless is just the word: that's why I like it! Doesn't kill, doesn't wound, doesn't maim. But I'll tell you what it does do: It is very good at opening doors. |
| The Doctor |
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Inside the TARDIS. There's one tiny little gap in the universe left, just about to close. And it takes a lot of power to send this projection— I'm in orbit around a supernova. I'm burning up a sun just to say goodbye. |
| The Doctor |
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Rose Tyler, defender of the Earth... You're dead—officially—back home. So many people died that day and you've gone missing. You're on the list of the dead. Here you are, living your life day after day. The one adventure I can never have. |
| Cyberman | Our species are similar, though your design is inelegant. | |
| Dalek Thay | Daleks have no concept of elegance! | |
| Cyberman | This is obvious. But consider, our technologies are compatible. Cybermen plus Daleks; together, we could upgrade the universe. | |
| Dalek Thay | You propose an alliance? | |
| Cyberman | This is correct. | |
| Dalek Thay | Request denied! | |
| Cyberman | Hostile elements will be deleted. [they shoot at the Dalek, but it is unaffected] | |
| Dalek Thay | Exterminate! [exterminates both Cybermen] | |
| Cyber Leader | Daleks, be warned. You have declared war upon the Cybermen. | |
| Dalek Sec | This is not war. This is pest control! | |
| Cyber Leader | We have five million Cybermen. How many are you? | |
| Dalek Sec | Four. | |
| Cyber Leader | You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks? | |
| Dalek Sec | We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek! You are superior in only one respect. | |
| Cyber Leader | What is that? | |
| Dalek Sec | You are better at dying. |
| Donna Noble |
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Obviously. When you kidnapped me! Who was it? Who's paying you? Was it Nerys? Oh my God, she's finally got me back! This has got Nerys written all over it! |
| The Empress | My children may feast on Martian flesh! | |
| The Doctor |
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Oh, but I'm not from Mars. |
| The Empress | Then where? | |
| The Doctor |
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My home planet is far away and long since gone, but its name lives on...Gallifrey! [First time Galifrey is mention by name in the rebooted series] |
| The Empress | My children may feast on Martian flesh! | |
| The Doctor |
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Oh, but I'm not from Mars. |
| The Empress | Then where? | |
| The Doctor |
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My home planet is far away and long since gone, but its name lives on...Gallifrey! [First time Galifrey is mention by name in the rebooted series] |
| Martha Jones |
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What's that? |
| The Doctor |
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Sonic screwdriver. |
| Martha Jones |
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Well if you're not going to tell me. |
| The Doctor |
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No really, see? It's a screwdriver and it's... sonic. |
| Martha Jones |
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What else have you got, laser spanner? |
| The Doctor |
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I did, but it was stolen by Emmeline Pankhurst. Cheeky woman. |
| Martha Jones | What's that? | |
| The Doctor |
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Sonic screwdriver. |
| Martha Jones | Well if you're not going to tell me. | |
| The Doctor |
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No really, see? It's a screwdriver and it's... sonic. |
| Martha Jones | What else have you got, laser spanner? | |
| The Doctor |
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I did, but it was stolen by Emmeline Pankhurst. Cheeky woman. |
| The Doctor |
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I just thought, since you saved my life and I've got a brand new sonic screwdriver that needs road-testing, you might fancy a trip. |
| Martha Jones |
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What?, Into space? |
| Martha Jones |
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[After travelling to 1599] But are we safe? Can we move around and stuff? |
| The Doctor |
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Of course we can. Why do you ask? |
| Martha Jones |
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It's like in the films! You step on a butterfly, you change the future of the human race! |
| The Doctor |
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[Bemused] I'll tell you what then, don't... step on any butterflies. What have butterflies ever done to you? |
| Martha Jones | [After travelling to 1599] But are we safe? Can we move around and stuff? | |
| The Doctor |
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Of course we can. Why do you ask? |
| Martha Jones | It's like in the films! You step on a butterfly, you change the future of the human race! | |
| The Doctor |
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[Bemused] I'll tell you what then, don't... step on any butterflies. What have butterflies ever done to you? |
| Martha Jones |
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But are we safe? Can we move around and stuff? |
| The Doctor |
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Of course we can. Why do you ask? |
| Martha Jones |
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It's like in the films! You step on a butterfly, you change the future of the human race! |
| The Doctor |
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I'll tell you what then, don't... step on any butterflies. What have butterflies ever done to you? |
| Martha Jones |
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What if... I dunno! What if I kill my grandfather?! |
| The Doctor |
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Are you planning to? |
| Martha Jones |
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No |
| The Doctor |
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Well Then |
| The Face of Boe | But know this, Time Lord: You are not alone. [dies] |
| The Doctor |
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There was a war. A Time War. The Last Great Time War. My people fought a race called the Daleks, for the sake of all creation. And they lost. We lost. Everyone lost. They're all gone now. My family. My friends. Even that sky. [reminiscent] Oh, you should have seen it! That old planet... The second sun would rise in the south, and the mountains would shine. The leaves on the trees were silver, when they caught the light, every morning it looked like a forest on fire. When the autumn came, a brilliant glow though the branches... |
| The Face of Boe | But know this, Time Lord: You are not alone. [dies] |
| Doctor | Daleks are bad enough at any time, but right now they're vulnerable. And that makes them more dangerous than ever. |
| The Doctor |
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Black tie... Whenever I wear this, something bad always happens. |
| The Doctor |
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[Warning to Sally Sparrow] They're coming; the Angels are coming for you, but listen—your life could depend on this—don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck. |
| The Doctor |
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Fascinating race, the Weeping Angels. The only psychopaths in the universe to kill you nicely. No mess, no fuss. They just zap you into the past and let you live to death. The rest of your life is used up and blown away in the blink of an eye. You die in the past, and in the present they consume the energy of all the days you might have had, all your stolen moments. They're creatures of the abstract. They live off potential energy. |
| The Doctor |
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[Warning to Sally Sparrow] They're coming; the Angels are coming for you, but listen—your life could depend on this—don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck. |
| Jack Harkness |
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[to Martha] Captain Jack Harkness... and who are you? |
| Martha Jones |
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Martha Jones. |
| Jack Harkness |
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Nice to meet you, Martha Jones. |
| The Doctor |
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[Irritated] Oh, don't start! |
| Jack Harkness |
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I was only saying 'hello'! |
| Martha Jones |
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[flattered] I don't mind. |
| The Doctor |
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And... Utopia is...? |
| Professor Yana | Oh, every human knows about Utopia! Where have you been?! | |
| The Doctor |
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Bit of a hermit. |
| Professor Yana | A hermit. With... friends? | |
| The Doctor |
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Hermits United. We meet up every ten years. Swap stories about caves. It's good fun... for a hermit. |
| The Master |
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It's everywhere. Listen, listen, listen. [drums on the table] Here come the drums. Here come the drums. |
| Martha Jones |
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I traveled across the world. From the ruins of New York, to the fusion mills of China, right across the radiation pits of Europe. And everywhere I went I saw people just like you, living as slaves! But if Martha Jones became a legend then that's wrong, because my name isn't important. There's someone else. The man who sent me out there, the man who told me to walk the Earth. And his name is The Doctor. He has saved your lives so many times and you never even knew he was there. He never stops. He never stays. He never asks to be thanked. But I've seen him, I know him... I love him... And I know what he can do. |
| Jack Harkness |
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But I keep wondering... what about aging? Cause I can't die, but I keep getting older... the odd little grey hair? Y'know? What happens if I live for a million years? |
| The Doctor |
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[amused] I really don't know. |
| Jack Harkness |
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Heh, okay, vanity, sorry. Yeah, can't help it. Used to be a poster boy, when I was a kid, living in the Boeshane Peninsula. Tiny little place. I was the first ever to be signed up for the Time Agency. They were so proud of me. The Face of Boe, they called me. [smiles] I'll see you. [He runs off] |
| The Doctor |
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[Quietly] No... |
| Martha Jones |
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It can't be. |
| The Doctor |
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No... definitely not... no? [Martha laughs] [mouthing silently] No!! [He throws back his head and laughs] |
| Rickston Slade | Hang on a minute. Who put you in charge? And who in the hell are you anyway? | |
| The Doctor |
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I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people on the planet below. You got a problem with that? |
| Rickston Slade | No. | |
| The Doctor |
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In that case: Allons-y! |
| The Doctor |
|
What's your first name? |
| Midshipman Alonso Frame | Alonso | |
| The Doctor |
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[pauses in disbelief] You are kidding me! |
| Midshipman Alonso Frame | Uh... why? | |
| The Doctor |
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There's something else I've always wanted to say: Allons-y Alonso! |
| Mr Copper | [Referring to present day Earth] I shall be taking you to Old London town in the country of UK, ruled over by Good King Wenceslas. Now human beings worship the great god Santa, a creature with fearsome claws and his wife Mary. And every Christmas Eve, the people of UK go to war with the country of Turkey. They then eat the Turkey people for Christmas dinner, like savages. |
| Donna Noble |
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Now that's what I call a spaceship! You've got a box, he's got a Ferrari! |
| Donna Noble |
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[about the Doctor] He saves planets, rescues civilizations, defeats terrible creatures... and runs a lot. Seriously, there is an outrageous amount of running involved. |
| The Doctor |
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Almost every species in the universe has an irrational fear of the dark, but they're wrong, because it's not irrational. It's Vashta Nerada. |
| River Song |
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Funny thing is, this means you've always known how I was going to die. All the time we've been together, you knew I was coming here. The last time I saw you, the real you, the future you, I mean, you turned up on my doorstep, with a new haircut and a suit. You took me to Darillium to see the singing towers. Oh, what a night that was! The towers sang, and you cried. You wouldn't tell me why, but I suppose you knew it was time. My time. Time to come to the Library. You even gave me your screwdriver; that should've been a clue. |
| The Doctor |
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Ah, I'll be fine. Taking a big space truck with a bunch of strangers across a diamond planet called Midnight... What could possibly go wrong? |
| The Doctor |
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[Referring to Donna Noble while talking to her parents] I just want you to know, there are worlds out there, safe in the sky because of her. That there are people living in the light, and singing songs of Donna Noble. A thousand, million light years away. They will never forget her, while she can never remember. [visibly upset] But for one moment... one shining moment... she was the most important woman in the whole wide universe. |
| Davros | The Doctor. The man who keeps running, never looking back because he dare not, out of shame. This is my final victory, Doctor. I have shown you yourself. |
| The Doctor | (The Doctor bursts through into Jeff's bedroom) Laptop, gimmy. | |
| Jeff | No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. (The Doctor tries to take the laptop, but Jeff fights against him) | |
| The Doctor | Look, it's fine.(They continue to scrap) | |
| Jeff | Hang on!(The arguement continues) | |
| The Doctor | Give it here! (He snatches the laptop off Jeff, and then looks at the screen) Blimey...get a girlfriend Jeff. |
| The Doctor |
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So all of time and space, everything thats ever happaned or ever will.. where do you want to start? |
| The Doctor |
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Just had a fall. All the way down there, right to the library. Hell of a climb back up. |
| Amy Pond |
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Your soaking wet? |
| The Doctor |
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I was in the swimming pool |
| Amy Pond |
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You said you were in the Library? |
| The Doctor |
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So is the swimming pool |
| The Doctor |
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Amy Pond... the girl who waited. You've waited long enough. |
| The Doctor |
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(Speaking to the Atraxi) But you're not the first lot to have come here. Oh, there have been so many. And what you've got to ask is... what happened to them? |
| The Doctor |
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Hello. I'm the Doctor. Basically... run. |
| Amy Pond |
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I grew up. |
| The Doctor |
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Don't worry, Ill soon fix that. |
| The Doctor |
|
Now that's rubbish; who's that supposed to be? |
| Amy Pond |
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Well, that's you! |
| The Doctor |
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Me?! Is that what I look like? |
| Amy Pond |
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Twelve years and four psychiatrists! |
| The Doctor |
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Four? |
| Amy Pond |
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I kept biting them |
| The Doctor |
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Why? |
| Amy Pond |
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They said you weren't real |
| The Doctor |
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And what sort of job's a kissogram? |
| Amy Pond |
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I go to parties and I... kiss people... with outfits. It's a laugh! |
| The Doctor |
|
You were a little girl five minutes ago! |
| Amy Pond |
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You're worse than my aunt! |
| The Doctor |
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I'm the Doctor; I'm worse than everybody's aunt! And that is not how I'm introducing myself. |
| The Doctor |
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Important?" What's that mean, "important?" Six billion people live here; is that important? And here's a better question: is this world a threat to the Atraxi? Well, come on, you're monitoring the whole planet. Is this world a threat? |
| The Doctor |
|
Ah, now sorry, there you are. So, where we, I was summoned, wasn't I? The Ood in the snow, calling to me. Well, I didn't just have to come straight here; had a bit of fun you know, travelled about, a bit of this and that, got into trouble, you know me. But it was brilliant. I saw the phosphorous carousel of the Great Magellan gestadt, saved a planet from the red carnivorous Maw, named a galaxy Alison. Got married, that was a mistake: Good Queen Bess! And let me tell you, her nickname is no longer... [clears throat] anyway, what do you want? |
| Ood Sigma | You should not have delayed. | |
| The Doctor |
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Last time I was here, you said my song would be ending soon. And I'm in no hurry for that. |
| Ood Sigma | You will come with me. | |
| The Doctor |
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Hold on. Better lock the TARDIS. [points the TARDIS key at the TARDIS, which chirps like a sports car as its light flashes. He looks back at Ood Sigma] Eh? Like a car. I l... locked it, like a car. [Ood Sigma looks unamused] That's... funny. No? Little bit? [exhales] Blimey, trying to make an Ood laugh... |
| Rassilon |
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It is said that in the final days of planet Earth, everyone had bad dreams. To the west of the north of that world, the human race did gather, in celebration of a pagan rite to banish the dark and the cold. Each and everyone of those people had dreamt of the terrible things to come, but they forgot... because they must. They forgot their nightmares of fire and war and insanity. They forgot, except for one... |
| The Doctor |
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Ah, now! Sorry, there you are. So, where we? I was summoned, wasn't I? The Ood in the snow, calling to me. Well, I didn't just have to come straight here; had a bit of fun. You know, traveled about, did this and that, got into trouble, you know me. But it was brilliant. I saw the phosphorous carousel of the Great Magellan Gestadt, saved a planet from the Red Carnivorous Maw, named a galaxy Alison. Got married! That was a mistake. Good Queen Bess. And let me tell you, her nickname is no longer-- [clears throat] anyway, what do you want? |
| The Doctor |
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Legs! I've still got legs!! [kisses one of them.] Good. Arms, hands. Ooh, fingers. Lots of fingers. Ears? Yes. Eyes: two. Nose... eh, I've had worse. Chin - blimey! Hair... [notes length.] I'm a girl! [checks Adam's apple.] No! No! I'm not a girl! [pulls a lock of his hair in front of his eyes and looks at it, agitated] And still not ginger! There's something else. Something... important, I'm... [taps head.] I'm-I'm... CRASHING! |
| The Doctor |
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You weren't there, in the final days of the War. You never saw what was born. But if the Time Lock's broken, then everything's coming through! Not just the Daleks, but the Skaro Degradations, the Horde of Travesties, the Nightmare Child, the Could-Have-Been-King with his army of Meanwhiles and Never-weres;the War turned into Hell! And that's what you've opened right above the Earth! Hell is descending! |
| Ood Sigma | We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends. | |
| The Doctor |
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[Last words of the 10th Doctor] I don't want to go. |
| The "Next" Doctor | It's strange, though. I talk of Cybermen... from the stars... and you don't blink, Mr. Smith. | |
| The Doctor |
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Ah, don't blink, whatever you do, don't blink, remember that? The blinking and the statues and... Sally and the angels... no? |
| The "Next" Doctor | You're a very odd man. |
| The "Next" Doctor | There she is. My transport through time and space. [reveals a hot-air balloon] The TARDIS. | |
| The Doctor |
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You've got a... balloon. |
| The "Next" Doctor | TARDIS. T-A-R-D-I-S. It stands for Tethered Aerial Release Developed In Style! |
| The Doctor |
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But there are laws. There are laws of time. Once upon a time there were people in charge of those laws, but they died. They all died. Do you know who that leaves? Me! It's taken me all these years to realise the laws of time are mine! And they will obey me! |
| Adelaide | State your name, rank, and intention! | |
| The Doctor |
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The Doctor. Doctor. Fun. |
| The Doctor |
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No. There were, but there aren't... just me now. Long story. It was a bad day, lots of bad stuff happened. And you know what? I'd love to forget it all, every last bit of it, but I don't. Not ever. |
| The Doctor |
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Look, three options: One, I let the Star Whale continue, in unendurable agony, for hundreds more years; Two, I kill everyone on this ship; Three, I murder a beautiful, innocent creature as painlessly as I can. And then, I... I find a new name, because I won't be the Doctor anymore. |
| The Doctor |
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You're bluffing! There isn't a sincere bone in your body - there isn't a bone in your body! |
| The Doctor |
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The question is, what do we do now? Either you turn off your clever machine or I'll blow you and you new paradigm into eternity |
| The Doctor |
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Didn't anyone ever tell you? There's one thing you never put in a trap if you're smart. If you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap. |
| Angel Bob | What would that be sir? | |
| The Doctor |
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Me. |
| River Song |
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Okay, I've mapped the probability vectors, done a foldback on the temporal isometry, charted the ship to its destination and... [presses a button, the cloister bell clangs] parked us right alongside. |
| River Song |
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Use the stabilisers! |
| The Doctor |
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It doesn't have stabilisers! |
| River Song |
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The blue switches! |
| The Doctor |
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The blue ones don't do anything, they're just blue |
| River Song |
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Yes they're blue! They're the blue stabilisers! |
| The Doctor |
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The writing... the graffiti: Old High Gallifreyan, the lost language of the Time Lords. There were days, there were many days, where these words could burn stars, raise up empires, and topple gods. |
| Amy Pond |
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What does this say? |
| The Doctor |
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....Hello Sweetie.. |
| River Song |
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Its not supposed to make that noise. You leave the breakes on |
| The Doctor |
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Yes, well, it's a brilliant noise. I love that noise. |
| River Song |
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[talking to the Doctor] You. Me. Handcuffs. Must it always end this way? |
| River Song |
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Father Octavian, when the Doctor's in the room, your one and only 'mission' is to keep him alive long enough to get everyone else home! And trust me, it's not easy! Now if he's dead back there, I'll never forgive myself. And if he's alive, I'll never forgive him. And Doctor, you're standing right behind me, aren't you? |
| Angel Bob | The Angels were wondering what you hope to achieve? | |
| The Doctor |
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Achieve? We're not achieving anything. We're just hanging, it's nice in here... consoles; comfy chairs; a forest... how's things with you? |
| Angel Bob | The Angels are feasting, sir. Soon we will be able to absorb enough power to consume this vessel, this world, and all the stars and worlds beyond. | |
| The Doctor |
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Yeah, but we've got comfy chairs. Did I mention? |
| Angel Bob | We have no need for comfy chairs. | |
| The Doctor |
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[amused] I made him say "comfy chairs". |
| River Song |
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It's a long story, Doctor. Can't be told, has to be lived. No sneak previews. Well, except for this one: You'll see me again quite soon, when the Pandorica opens. |
| Amy Pond |
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What if the gravity fails? |
| The Doctor |
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Ive thought about that. |
| Amy Pond |
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And? |
| The Doctor |
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We'll all plunge to our deaths |
| Father Octavian | [asking about the Doctor] Dr. Song, I've lost good Clerics today. Do you trust this man? | |
| River Song |
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I absolutely trust him |
| Father Octavian | He's not some sort of mad man? | |
| River Song |
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I absolutely trust him |
| The Doctor |
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Rory! That's a relief! I thought I had burst out of the wrong cake. Again. That reminds me, there's a girl standing outside in a bikini. Can someone let her in, give her a jumper? Lucy. Lovely girl. Diabetic. Now then, Rory, we need to talk about your fiancée. She tried to kiss me. Tell you what though, you're a lucky man; she's a great kisser! ...Funny how you can say something in your head and it sounds fine. |
| The Doctor |
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here are fixed points throughout time where things must stay exactly the way they are. This is not one of them, this is an opportunity. Whatever happens here will create its own timeline, its own reality, a temporal tipping point. The future revolves around you, here, now, so do good! |
| The Doctor |
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This is bad, I don't like this. [kicks console and yells in pain] Never use force, you just embarrass yourself. Unless you're cross, in which case... always use force ! |
| The Doctor |
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How many are you? |
| Alaya | I'm the last of my species | |
| The Doctor |
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Really? No. "Last of the species", the Klempari Defence. As an interrogation defence, it's a bit old hat, I'm afraid. |
| Alaya | I'm the last of my species | |
| The Doctor |
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No. You're really not. Because I'm the last of my species and I know how it sits in a heart. So don't insult me. |
| The Doctor |
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Oh look, a big mining thing. Oh, I love a big mining thing... see? Way better than Rio; Rio doesn't have a big mining thing. |
| Amy Pond |
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Please tell me you have a plan? |
| The Doctor |
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No, I have a thing. It's like a plan, but with more greatness. |
| The Doctor |
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The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa the bad things don’t always spoil the good things and make them unimportant. And we definitely added to his pile of good things. |
| The Doctor |
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I’ve seen many things, my friend, but you’re right: nothing quite as wonderful as the things you see. |
| The Doctor |
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Less of a young professional. More of an ancient amateur. But frankly I'm an absolute dream. |
| The Doctor |
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Ah you want to see my credentials… [shows psychic paper] There, national insurance number... [passes psychic paper behind his back] NHS number... [passes psychic paper behind his back again] References. |
| Craig | Is that a reference from the Archbishop of Canterbury?! | |
| The Doctor |
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Im his special favourite. Shhhh |
| Craig | If you ever need me out of your hair, just give me a shout. [winks] | |
| The Doctor |
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[winks back, pause] ... Why would I want that? |
| Craig | Well, in case you want to bring someone over? Like a girlfriend, or... [looks at the Doctor's clothes] boyfriend? | |
| The Doctor |
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Oh! Oh, yes, yes, I will. I will shout, something like... "I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS!" |
| The Doctor |
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Hello, Mister Jorgensen. Can you hold, I have to eat a biscuit. |
| The Doctor |
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Rory, Im not trying to be rude, but you died |
| Rory Williams |
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Yeah I know I was there |
| The Doctor |
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You died and then you were erased from time. You didn't just die, you were never born at all. You never existed! |
| River Song |
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"Oh Doctor, why do I let you out" |
| The Doctor |
|
You graffited the oldest cliff face in the universe |
| River Song |
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You wouldn't answer your phone |
| River Song |
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"A box, a cage, a prison, it was built to contain the most feared thing in the universe" - When asked about the legend of the pandorica |
| The Doctor |
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The universe is big, it's vast and complicated, and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles. And that's the theory. Nine hundred years, never seen one yet, but this would do me. |
| Rory Williams |
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Well, I died, and turned into a Roman. It's very distracting. |
| The Doctor |
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Hello, Stonehenge! Who takes the Pandorica, takes the universe! But, bad news, everyone,cause guess who! Ha! Listen, you lot! You're all whizzing about. It's really very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute, because I AM TALKING! Now the question of the hour is, "Who's got the Pandorica?" Answer: I do. Next question: Who's coming to take it from me? Come on! Look at me! No plan, no back-up, no weapons worth a damn! Oh, and something else I don't have anything to lose! So, if you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceships, with all your silly little guns, and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember who's standing in your way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you! And then, AND THEN... do the smart thing.. Let somebody else try first. |
| The Doctor |
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There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world. |
| The Doctor |
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"Honey, Im home" |
| River Song |
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"And what kind of time do you call this?" |
| The Doctor |
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I wear a fez now... fez's are cool. |
| Rory Williams |
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The Doctor said the universe was huge and ridiculous and sometimes there were miracles. I could do with a ridiculous miracle about now. [Then the Doctor appears out of a ball of light] |
| River Song |
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I have questions, but number one is this: What in the name of sanity have you got on your head? |
| The Doctor |
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Its a fez, I wear a fez now. Fez's are cool. |
| The Doctor |
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I think you'll find that I'm universally recognized as a mature and responsible adult. |
| The Doctor |
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Right, so what are we gonna do? Eat crisps and talk about girls? I've never done that, but I bet it's easy. Girls, yeah? |
| The Doctor |
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Big flashy lighty things have got me written all over them. Well, not actually, but give me time. And a crayon. |
| Kazran Sardick | Doctor. I...um..I think she's going to kiss me. | |
| The Doctor |
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Yea, I think you're right. |
| Kazran Sardick | I've never kissed anyone before. What do I do? | |
| The Doctor |
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Well...Try to be all nervous and rubbish and a bit shaky. |
| Kazran Sardick | Why? | |
| The Doctor |
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Because you're going to be like that anyway. Might as well make it part of the plan, then it'll fit on purpose. |
| Kazran Sardick | Now? I kiss her now? | |
| The Doctor |
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Kazran, trust me. It's either this or go to your room and design a new kind of screwdriver. Now, go. |
| The Doctor |
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"Dangerous?!" Come on, we're boys! And you know what boys say in the face of danger! |
| The Doctor |
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Im going to need a swat team ready to mobilise, street level maps covering all of florida, a pot of coffee, 12 jammy dodgers and a fez |
| Rory Williams |
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So ahh.. what kind of doctor are you? |
| River Song |
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Archaeology (She then confidently pulls out her gun and shoots an alien behind her without looking) |
| The Doctor |
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Fellas, the guns, really? I just walked into the highest security office in the United States and parked a big blue box on the rug. You think you can just shoot me? |
| The Doctor |
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I'm your new undercover agent on loan from Scotland Yard. Codename: The Doctor. These are my top operatives, [indicates Amy, Rory, and River in turn] The Legs, The Nose, and Mrs. Robinson. |
| River Song |
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I hate you. |
| The Doctor |
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No you don't |
| The Doctor |
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I'm being extremely clever up here and there's no one to stand around looking impressed! What's the point in having you all? |
| The Doctor |
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Of course I'm okay. I'm always okay. I'm the King of Okay. No, wait, that's a rubbish title. Now, Rory the Roman, that's a good title! |
| The Doctor |
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Shout if you get into trouble |
| River Song |
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Don't worry Im quite the screamer.. now theres a spoiler for you |
| River Song |
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(To the Doctor) Hello Sweetie |
| The Doctor |
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I wear a stetson now... stetsons are cool. |
| River Song |
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My old fella didn't see that did he? He gets ever so cross |
| The Doctor |
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Oh, this is my friend River. Nice hair, clever, and has her own gun. And unlike me, she really doesn't mind shooting people. I shouldn't like that. Kinda do, a bit. |
| River Song |
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Thank you sweetie |
| The Doctor |
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I know you're team players and everything, but she'll definitely kill the first three of you |
| River Song |
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Oh, the first seven, easy. |
| The Doctor |
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Seven, really? |
| River Song |
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Oh, eight for you, honey. |
| The Doctor |
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Stop it! |
| River Song |
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Make me! |
| The Doctor |
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Maybe I will |
| The Doctor |
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Oh, this is my friend River. Nice hair, clever, and has her own gun. And unlike me, she really doesn't mind shooting people. I shouldn't like that. Kinda do, a bit. |
| The Doctor |
|
As long as there's been something in the corner of your eye, or creaking in your house, or breathing under your bed, or voices through a wall — they've been running your lives for a very long time now. So keep this straight in your head: we are not fighting an alien invasion — we're leading a revolution. And today the battle begins. |
| The Doctor |
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" well i want to say multi-dimentional engernering but since you had trouble with sensors i wont go there" |
| The Doctor |
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"yo-hoho! ... or does nobody actually say that?" |
| Rory Williams |
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[to amy on hearing the sirans song] "you are so beauuuutiful, oh ah, i love your get up! you should dress a pirate more often! hug me shipmate. Everything is totally brilliant isnt it! look at these brilliant pirates! look at their brilliant beards..i'd like a beard.. i'm gonna grow a beard" |
| The Doctor |
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And the gun's back. You're big on the gun thing, aren't you? Freud would say you're compensating. Ever met Freud? No. Comfy sofa. |
| The Doctor |
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Okay, groovy. So you're just not pirates today — we've managed to bag us a ship with a demon popping in. Very efficient. I mean, if something's going to kill you, it's nice that it drops you a note to remind you. |
| The Doctor |
|
"sensors?" |
| The Doctor |
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"yes... oh-kay, problem word, 17th century, my ship automatically errr...noticed-ish that you were having some bother" |
| House | Fear me, I've killed hundreds of Time Lords. | |
| The Doctor |
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Fear me. I killed all of them. |
| Uncle | Just...keep back from this one. SHE BITES. | |
| Irdris | Do I? Excellent. [Bites The Doctor] |
| The Doctor |
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You gave me hope, and then you took it away. That's enough to make anyone dangerous. God knows what it will do to me. Basically — RUN! |
| The Doctor |
|
Why am I a thief? What have I stolen? |
| Idris | Me, you're going to steal me, you have stolen me, you are stealing me. Oh, tenses are difficult aren't they? |
| Rory Williams |
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How can we be outside the universe? The universe is everything. |
| The Doctor |
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Imagine a great big soap bubble with one of those tiny little bubbles on the outside. |
| Rory Williams |
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...kay |
| The Doctor |
|
Well its nothing like that |
| The Doctor |
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Oh, it's the warning lights! I need to get rid of those, they never stop |
| Irdris | Bitings excellent. It's like kissing, only there's a winner. |
| The Doctor |
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You didn't always take me where I wanted to go. |
| Idris | No, but I always took you where you needed to go. |
| The Doctor |
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Yeah. You're right, you've completely won. Oh, you can kill us in oodles of really inventive ways. But before you do kill us, allow me and my friends, Amy and Rory, to congratulate you on being an absolutely worthy opponent. |
| The Doctor |
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The House deleted all the bedrooms. I should probably make you two a bedroom. You'd like that, won't you? |
| Rory Williams |
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Okay... um... Doctor... this time could we lose the bunk bed? |
| The Doctor |
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No, bunk beds are cool. A bed with a ladder! You can't beat that. |
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