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| Hutch | I'm sorry guys. My codpiece is killing me. It's totally restricting my junk. |
| Hutch | If you diss the Fett again... I will corn-hole you with a lightsabre! |
| Windows | We're in the market for some used droids. |
| Chaz | If it ain't C-3 Penic face and R2-dickhead. | |
| Hutch | What did you just say, you giant bastard? | |
| Windows | Well, well put. | |
| Hutch | Thank you. |
| Hutch | We should have killed him when we had the chance. |
| Linus | You can fool everybody with this cheap suit, salesman-of-the-year pitch. But i know you better than anybody and deep down, you are one miserable son of a bitch. |
| Windows | Aw, Linus, you've got to go. This is a conquest for the ages. Our names shall become legend, spoken in hush tones by nerds across the galaxy. | |
| Hutch | And we'll get laid! |
| Eric | Man, you drove all night for this? | |
| Hutch | Dude, I'd drive all year for the chance to pimp slap some Trekkies. |
| Big Chuck | Join me, son. Come to the dark side. |
| Linus | He's The Chief. You're The Chief, aren't you? Why didn't you say so? | |
| The Chief | The Chief likes to refer to himself in the third person. It causes confusion, especially with the bitches. | |
| Hutch | Well, you're cool as balls, you burned-out old hash-head. |
| Linus | Listen, we wanted to break into the Skywalker ranch. Kimmy over there said she'd give us the floor plans. Okay, we were gonna break in and steal Episode I, that's it. | |
| Harry Knowles | That is the stupidest thing I've heard since Schumacher put nips on batman. |
| Windows | Hutch, you owe me a sock. | |
| Hutch | I had to wipe with something. |
| Hutch | You gotta find your death star. | |
| Eric | Okay, I'll bite. | |
| Hutch | Greatest deed Luke Skywalker ever did was take down the death star, right? As far as I'm concerned, that's what everybody needs. You need that one bad-ass thing...that lets you live on forever, you know? | |
| Eric | Yeah. |
| Windows | So, we're all hunky-dory? We're all copacetic? | |
| Roach | Well, uh, if the word "copacetic" means I'm gonna rip of your tongue and lick your ass with it, then yeah, we're, we're copacetic. |
| Windows | There can only be one. |
| THX Security Guard #5 | Step away from the Milennium Falcon and line up against the wall. |
| Head of Security | If you were to ask a woman to perform a Mississipi handbag, where would your testicles end up? |
| Zoe | That better be your lucky R2 poking me. | |
| Windows | Nope. My penis. |
| Zoe | Ew! What in god's name is living on your chest? It looks like you fell on ALF. |
| Hutch | Nobody calls Han Solo a bitch! |
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