Finding Nemo Quotes (2003)

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Bruce I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.
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Marlin If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny! And I know funny! I'm a clown fish!
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Marlin I don't want to play the gender card right now. You want to play a card? Let's play the "let's-not-die" card.
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Dory I suffer from short-term memory loss. It runs in my family . . . at least I think it does . . . hm. Where ARE they?
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Sheldon He touched the butt!
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Dory Hey, careful with that hammer.
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Dory Just keep swimming! Keep swimming. Swimming... Swimming...
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Sheldon I'm H2O intolerant! (sneezes)
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Pearl Guuuys! You made me ink...
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Seagulls (Repeated) MINE!
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Seagulls Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
Nigel Would you just shut up! You're rats with wings!
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Bruce [sobbing] Now there's a father! Looking for his little boy! I never knew my father!
Chum Come here.
Anchor Mate, we're all mates here, mate.
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Bruce Hello.
Marlin Gahhh.
Dory Well, hi!
Bruce I'm Bruce! It's alright. I understand. Why trust a shark? [Bruce pretends to swim away and then bites close to Marlin and Dory. Bruce laughs.]
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Peach Oh, Nigel! You just missed an extraction.
Nigel Has he loosened the periodontal ligament yet? Oh, what am I talking about? Where's Nemo?
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Marlin Something's wrong with you. Really.
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Crush So, Mr. Turtle?
Marlin Whoa, Dude. Mister Turtle is my father. The name's Crush.
Crush Crush, really?
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Marlin It's because I like you - I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion.
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Nigel Don't make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth if you want to live.
Marlin Hop in your mouth? How does that make me live?
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Nigel After you were taken in by Diver Dan over there, your dad followed the boat like a maniac.
Nemo Really?
Nigel He's swimming, giving it all he's got, and then three gigantic sharks capture him. And he blows them up and dives thousands of feet and gets chased by a monster with huge teeth. He ties this demon to a rock, and what's his reward? He gets to battle an entire jellyfish forest. Now he's with a bunch of sea turtles on the East Australian Current. And the word is, he's headed this way, right now! To Sydney!
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Darla Fishy? Fishy! Wake up. Wake up!
Deb Oh, no!
Gill Quick! To the top of Mount Wannahockaloogie!
Darla Fishy, why are you sleeping?
Peach Hurry!
Gill Bloat! Ring of Fire!
Darla Fishy! GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! Get it out!
Philip Sherman Crikey! All the animals have gone mad! Unh!
Darla Gaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Get it out! There's a fish in my hair!
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Nemo My father? Really?
Nigel He's traveled hundreds of miles, battling sharks and jellyfish.
Nemo Sharks? That can't be him.
Nigel What was his name? Some sort of sport fish. Tuna? Trout?
Nemo Marlin?
Nigel Marlin! That's it! The little clownfish from the Reef.
Nemo It's my dad! He took on a shark.
Nigel I heard he took on three.
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Nemo I wanna go home. Do you know where my dad is?
Peach Honey, your dad's probably back at the pet store.
Nemo Pet store?
Bloat Yes, I'm from Bob's Fish Mart.
Gurgle Pet Palace.
Bubbles Fish-O-Rama.
Deb Mail order.
Peach eBay.
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Gurgle Ah, the ocean--the ocean?! GAAAAAAAHHH! He hasn't been decontaminated yet! Jacques!
Jacques Oui?
Gurgle Clean him!
Jacques Out! Voila. He is clean.
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Marlin I just can't afford anymore delays and you're one of those fish that causes delays. Sometimes it's a good thing. But there's a whole group of fish. They're called delay fish.
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School of Fish Syndey? Sure. Ted's got relatives in Sydney. Don't you, Ted?
Ted Sure do!
Dory Ooh, hey! Hey! They know Sydney!
Marlin You wouldn't happen to know how to get there, would you?
School of Fish What you want to do is follow the E.A.C. That's the East Australian Current. Big current. Can't miss it. It's in... that direction.
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Dr. Philip Sherman Aww, the picture broke. This here's Darla, my niece. She's going to be eight this week. Hey, little fella! Say hello to your new mummy. She'll be here Friday to pick you up. You're her present. Shh, shh, shh. It's our little secret.
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Dr. Philip Sherman Well, Mr. Tucker. While that sets up, I'm going to see a man about a wallaby.
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Dr. Philip Sherman All right. Let's see those pearly white.
Darla Raah! I'm a piranha. They're in the Amazon.
Dr. Philip Sherman And a piranha's a fish, just like your present.
Darla I get a fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy.
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Dr. Philip Sherman Crikey! All the animals have gone mad
  • In today's dollars
    Domestic $376,886,567
    Foreign +528,179,000
  • = total worldwide gross $905,065,567
  • - a reported budget of $94,000,000
  • = a 862.8% net profit of $811,065,567
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