DVD/Blu-Ray: At Least You Haven't Already Seen All Of These Movies

Topic started by Rorie on Aug. 22, 2011. Last post by Bumbuliuz 1 year, 10 months ago.
Post by Rorie (3,216 posts) See mini bio
Well, at least it's a movie that lives up to its name.
Well, at least it's a movie that lives up to its name.

In what may be a reflection of the generally mediocre box office weekend, this week in new DVDs, we have a single film that made over a million dollars at the box office, and that movie's not even the one that starred Mel Gibson or Keanu Reeves. Everything else was either a super-flop, or such a limited release that no one bothered to go see it. On the downside, there's nothing super exciting coming out this week; on the plus side, maybe you'll find a diamond in the rough somewhere in here?

1. Win Win

A spectacular Rotten Tomatoes meter couldn't save this from Pope's wrath, but I'll probably check it out regardless of what he thinks. I'm no huge Paul Giammatti fan or anything, but he makes interesting films usually.

2. The Beaver

I think we've all heard entirely too much about this film and how Gibson's voicemails wound up sinking it. Hopefully in a year or two people will be able to judge it on its merits.

3. The Troll Hunter

So far as found footage films go, this one has flaws, as the humor ultimately wound up undercutting the tension and scares for me, but it's entirely enjoyable as a drunken movie night, and it's in that context that I recommend you check it out.

4. Henry's Crime

I just realized now that I saw this but never reviewed it. It's a wannabe crime caper that, unfortunately, doesn't properly utilize the talents of almost anyone involved, and goes so far as to make Vera Farmiga almost repulsive-looking, if that's possible. A confusing little movie, but not one that I ultimately recommend.

5. Poetry

Goddamn, even the poster of this movie looks depressing. I'm guessing it's about an old dying lady who wants to write one last goddamn poem about dying before she dies of the dying disease. And...after reading the summary on Wikipedia, I think I might have actually undersold how depressing this movie actually is.

6. The Greatest Movie Ever Sold

I confess that Morgan Spurlock kind of annoys me. I generally agree with the message behind his films, but they always seem wed to an aggravating self-promotion, or a desire to push the Spurlock brand, that seems particularly ironic given the subject matter of this film.

7. Sympathy for Delicious

A faith healer can't decide if he wants to faith heal or become a DJ. I don't think you can come up with a more hipster description for a film than that, but the trailer intrigues me. Mark Ruffalo's directorial debut.

8. Swingers

Swingers gets a Blu-Ray release, alongside the seminal Rounders and the Bruce Willis semi-flop Hostage.

9. The Event

We can finally celebrate the release of the entirety of The Event on Brothers & Sisters: The Complete Fifth Season, Gossip Girl: The Complete Fourth Season, NCIS - The Complete Eighth Season, NCIS: Los Angeles - The Second Season

Post by MikeS (34 posts) See mini bio

I hope the dying disease isn't contagious.

Post by CyleMoore (161 posts) See mini bio
That is a very depressing list.
Post by DonChipotle (204 posts) See mini bio

Win Win was pretty damn good. I don't think I need to rush out and watch it again, but it was a good movie.

Post by Winston (431 posts) See mini bio
I might get the first season of The Event
Post by Rowen545 (76 posts) See mini bio
Spot on Spurlock analysis
Post by Jackhole (40 posts) See mini bio
I will wholeheartedly recommend Win Win or the Beaver to anybody that hasn't seen them. I know the critics didn't really care for the Beaver, but I thought it was a fantastic look at chronic depression... if you're into that sort of thing.
Post by SpottyMaurice (20 posts) See mini bio
@MikeS said:

I hope the dying disease isn't contagious.

Sorry Mike; everyone on earth already has it and its got a 100% mortality rate.  
The dying disease is a real bugger.
Post by VicRattlehead (242 posts) See mini bio

i cant get enough of that diamond in the rough doot doot dooo.... pretty boring week :(

Post by ArmedBear (90 posts) See mini bio
Keanu has a new movie out?
 
Whoa.
 
...and it looks like it bomby-bombed. I want him to be happy, and not alone with a sandwich.
Post by mltvcocktail (21 posts) See mini bio
The Jason Statham movie Blitz is also out this week, which was actually in theaters in the UK.  It's a decent, Dirty Harryesque cop vs crazy killer movie.
Post by SmokeYou (114 posts) See mini bio
Henry's Crime for me.
Post by OldGuy (130 posts) See mini bio
Discs missed this week:
*Criterion Collection Spine #576: Secret Sunshine
*Eclipse Series 28: The Warped World of Koreyoshi Kurahara
            Featuring: Intimidation, The Warped Ones, I Hate But Love, Black Sun, and Thirst for Love
* Lolita on Blu-Ray!
* Barry Lyndon on Blu-Ray
* Little Big Soldier
*Samurai Girls Complete Collection
...and my Good Gravy! pick (a reissue - and mind you can still get the earlier version of the disc cheaper, but screw it I'm putting it in!): Calamari Wrestler
Post by TheWyotee93 (2 posts) See mini bio
I love Troll Hunter. I might pick that up.
Post by PatVB (3,546 posts) See mini bio
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Yep, Rorie was right. I didn't see a single one of these movies in theaters.

Post by TearsInRain (508 posts) See mini bio
Love Swingers :D
Post by godfather19 (31 posts) See mini bio
#4 - avoid. Don't waste your time. There's nothing even remotely good about it.  
#6 was Really interesting.
Post by Bumbuliuz (87 posts) See mini bio

Going to pick up Troll Hunter soon.

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