DVD/Blu-Ray: "Ghetto Transformers" is Probably a Really Insulting Way to Refer to Real Steel

Topic started by Rorie on Jan. 23, 2012. Last post by Shaunage 1 year, 4 months ago.
Post by Rorie (3,216 posts) See mini bio
Look at my robot dick! So big and hard!
Look at my robot dick! So big and hard!

It's DVD day in late January, which means that we should be in the thick of the amazing tide of holiday season award-bait films, right? Right? Nope, it means that we're still catching up to the October soup of marginally interesting pre-Oscar films that either weren't big enough for summer or weren't awards-y enough for December. That doesn't mean that we shouldn't be able to find something or other to be happy with on a late January eve, what with Restless satisfying our indie needs and Real Steel massaging our desire to see metallic eroticism.

At least, I assume that's what it's about.

1. Real Steel

STEEL FIST PUNCH GRIND METAL POWER HYDRAULICS OIL SPARKS RAGE

2. 50/50

I liked this movie slightly more than I like most movies. I don't think it necessarily plays to the strengths of its concept, though, and Seth Rogen is a bit over the top for the needs of his role. Still, it's apparently fun! According to me.

3. Restless

"The story of a terminally ill teenage girl who falls for a boy who likes to attend funerals and their encounters with the ghost of a Japanese kamikaze pilot from WWII." Ok, then, that sounds unbearably twee, but I guess it's got Mia Wasikowska in it, so there's that. I like her.

4. The Whistleblower

This was one of those films that everyone talked about but which just seemed amazingly depressing, in that it's about a real-world scandal in which a private military contractor is found to be engaging in sex trafficking. Date night movie, anyone?

5. Another Happy Day

Another "high-strung woman at a family wedding" movie. Seriously, Rachel Getting Married, Margot At The Wedding...is this a viable mini-genre yet? I guess it's relatively cheap to film everything over the course of a single night's setting, but still.

6. Essential Killing

Vincent Gallo must escape from the ravages of torture in this hilarious-looking thriller. Still, 83% on Rotten Tomatoes, so they must've done something right, I suppose.

7. The Woman

Ah, Lucky McKee. I love May quite a bit, but this indie film about a Christian family that finds a deep-woods woman and decides to civilize her by locking her up and proceeding with the rapes seems a bit much.

8. Wings

In older films getting Blu-Ray releases, we have: Godzilla, The Moment of Truth, Lips of Blood, The Shiver of the Vampires, Fascination, The Nude Vampire, The Iron Rose, Rebecca, Notorious, and Annie Hall. If anyone wants to add the two movies above that aren't already in our database, please do so!

Post by Delta_Assault (251 posts) See mini bio

"Superior Transformers" would probably be more accurate.

Post by Jpnkrck (12 posts) See mini bio

The Woman is great, and I think you would really dig the soundtrack, Rorie.

Post by Atary77 (119 posts) See mini bio

Real Steel was certainly a lot better than any of the Transformers movies since you can actually see the fucking robots.

Post by OldGuy (130 posts) See mini bio
Oh, great. So much is missing from this list... I'll write it all up and be back...
Post by teh_destroyer (483 posts) See mini bio

The Nude Vampire? What kind of a movie is this?

Post by ryanwho (1,130 posts) See mini bio

The bar is so low on giant robot movies that people actually have nice things to say about Real Steel.

Post by Moviemaniac (366 posts) See mini bio

I love Real Steel.

Post by eugenesaxe (62 posts) See mini bio

Yeah, sorry, I can't muster any outrage over a movie based on Rock'em Sock'em Robots.

Post by AlKusanagi (156 posts) See mini bio

Dammit, Rorie!!! You can't have Emma AND Mia!!!

Post by Rorie (3,216 posts) See mini bio

@OldGuy said:

Oh, great. So much is missing from this list... I'll write it all up and be back...

To be fair, I was a little tipsy when I put it together.

Post by OldGuy (130 posts) See mini bio
@Rorie said:

@OldGuy said:

Oh, great. So much is missing from this list... I'll write it all up and be back...

To be fair, I was a little tipsy when I put it together.

Right, I created a new topic for this since it was pretty big... Linky!
Post by B_Heart (77 posts) See mini bio

I'll be picking up Real Steel. It's just the modern day version of "Over the Top". Good clean family fun

Post by VioletEyedDragon (1,898 posts) See mini bio

ghetto transformers is a humorous description, but also an accurate one as well.

Post by Naxwell (168 posts) See mini bio

More like "Robot Jox: Gaiden"

Post by ohio_wasabi (1 posts) See mini bio

Guys, Its obviously "Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots: The Movie."

Post by Shaunage (122 posts) See mini bio

Real Steel is way better than any of the Transformers movies. Also The Woman is the most vile movie I have ever seen. My only 0-star review of the year.

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