DVD/Blu-Ray: The Parkour/Neckbomb Movie You Never Knew You Wanted

Topic started by Rorie on Oct. 18, 2011. Last post by Undeadpool 1 year, 8 months ago.
Post by Rorie (3,216 posts) See mini bio

Yes, I know we might have embedded this video before a couple months back, but if you didn't see it then, you can see it now. Or you can see it again, regardless of what your current state of having seen it might be. I fully intend to find a copy of Freerunner and view it, of course, because I must do so after watching the trailer for it. Unfortunately Netflix doesn't look like they'll be getting copies of it...will I be forced to buy this masterpiece?

Oh, and although I didn't get the chance to add it to the list below, the biggest release of the week is Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. It's not good!

1. Bad Teacher

Alex didn't particularly care for this one, unfortunately. I can't say it really ever looked all that appealing, although if I'm ever in the mood for a filthy filthfest maybe I'll filthily look it up on Netflix.

2. Batman: Year One

I can't say I necessarily need to see Batman: Year One as an animated film: it is, after all, already a pretty great comic in its own right. I guess I'll wait and see how the buzz works out.

3. Beats, Rhymes & Life: The Travels of A Tribe Called Quest

I hear amazing things about this documentary. Never been a big Tribe fan, but anyone who likes music documentaries might want to give it a shot.

4. Red State

Kevin Smith's mildly-controversial-but-not-really-as-much-as-he-probably-wanted-it-to-be parody of crazy religious people comes to DVD. I thought this was supposed to come back to theaters at some point next month, but now that I'm looking around that plan might have been scrapped?

5. A Better Life

Does this have some kind of outside shot at Oscar nominations? It doesn't have the same kind of word of mouth that Winter's Bone (huh huh) did last year, but people who like it seem to really like it. We'll see.

6. The Captains

This is that documentary that sees William Shatner tracking down all the other captains of the Enterprise in their various series and interviewing them. Wait, William Shatner was in Star Trek? I thought he was just famous for that Shit My Dad Says show.

7. Hellraiser: Revelations

The trailer for this looked similar to what would occur if a bunch of technologically adept teenagers tried to make a Hellraiser fan film. How'd this group of yahoos get this license, anyway?

8. Kevin Smith: Too Fat for 40

Hey, remember that time that Kevin Smith was too big to get on a plane? Here's a 210-minute recounting of the episode from the man himself. That's a hell of a lot of Kevin Smith - literally.

9. The Last Circus

I wasn't even aware that this crazy Spanish thing even hit theaters, but I guess it came and went already. Luckily it'll probably be streaming on Netflix before too long.

10. Monte Carlo

Shockingly enough, this will actually make a handy profit for its maker when all is said and done. Good for them...I guess. Ah, hell, you know you're going to watch it.

11. Page One: A Year Inside the New York Times

All the word-of-mouth on this documentary has been pretty great, so I look forward to the inevitable Netflix Streaming release. C'mon, it's a doc! It'll be on there in like a month.

12. The Names of Love

I still can't quite believe someone made a movie about a left-wing girl who turns right-wingers away from their most cherished ideals by...sleeping with them. Is that all it takes? I can pretend to be a Republican for a while. Maybe it'll help.

13. Armadillo

A six-month look at a Danish detachment of soldiers in Afghanistan. "This movie is: Gritty" says Netflix. I believe it.

14. Freerunner

Oh, yes, the owner of this year's most ridiculous goddamn trailer finally comes to DVD. I actually added this to my Netflix queue, but it doesn't look like they're going to have it in any time soon. Obviously the word of mouth is so great that they're having a hard time keeping it in stock at the warehouse.

15. V

Relatively slim choosings among television DVDs this week, with V: Season Two, Star Wars The Clone Wars: Season Three, and Thundercats (2011): Season One, Book One being the prominent choices.

Post by NewfieBullet (128 posts) See mini bio

Kind of a dud week for Blu-ray/DVD releases. Red State was pretty shitty, had one of the worst endings I've ever seen in a movie.

Post by RockinKemosabe (885 posts) See mini bio

Uh... Pirates of the Caribbean comes out today, isn't that a big release?

Post by Sgtpierceface (149 posts) See mini bio

@RockinKemosabe: Pirates of the what? I don't think I've heard of it.

Post by louiedog (85 posts) See mini bio
Red State is also on Netflix Instant today. link
Post by HT101 (350 posts) See mini bio

I hadn't seen the Freerunner trailer until today but does that movie look stupid.

Post by Martin_Blank (472 posts) See mini bio

The V.O. in Batman: Year One isn't very good. Particularly, Bryan Cranston, who just seems to be phoning it in.

Post by skrutop (679 posts) See mini bio

So I was thinking that Freerunner was basically like Rumble in the Bronx meets Gymkata, which I would totally watch. Then they figured that they should add a healthy dose of The Running Man too, because why not? After doing the math:

Rumble in the Bronx + Gymkata = Awesome Stupid

Rumble in the Bronx + Gymkata + The Running Man = Too over the top awesome stupid

How the hell does that work? Shouldn't it be even awesomer?

Post by Wandel (8 posts) See mini bio

Didn't Kevin Smith: Too Fat For 40 come out a year ago?

Post by TheDrake (6 posts) See mini bio

That trailer should be NSFW. Boobies.....that is all :)

Post by JacDG (36 posts) See mini bio

Beats, Rhymes and Life is a really good documentary, I'm a huge Tribe fan so I really enjoyed watching their journey from start to where they are now, Michel Rappaport did well.

Post by RockinKemosabe (885 posts) See mini bio

@Sgtpierceface: I think it was a little indie movie that came out over the summer. Not sure if it made much money here, but from what I've heard, it did okay overseas.

Post by OldGuy (130 posts) See mini bio
Well, Kuroneko is coming out from Criterion (on both Blu and DVD)... and it's better than anything on that list...
 
Also Eclipse Series 29: Aki Kaurismaki's Leningrad Cowboys is out. Imagine This is Spinal Tap, but with pompadors and not heavy metal... oh, here, watch this:  
  ...and this:  
Post by Toxin066 (741 posts) See mini bio
Why are you checking out DVDs when BATMAN ARKHAM CITY IS OUT TODAY.
Post by Rorie (3,216 posts) See mini bio

@RockinKemosabe said:

Uh... Pirates of the Caribbean comes out today, isn't that a big release?

Really? The video site I normally check for these releases didn't list it.

Post by RockinKemosabe (885 posts) See mini bio

@Rorie: It's listed once you hit the (More) link beside the release date. Not sure why it wouldn't be included on the main page, but on the second page it's listed at the very top.

Post by oddjob (206 posts) See mini bio

ATCQ is the best hip hop group ever, so I'll need to see that documentary.

Batman: Year One is an amazing graphic novel. The animated adaptation? Not so much. Mckenzie's voice is really off putting, and just the general voice acting directing is poorly done. I'm halfway through it, but I need to force myself to finish.

Post by lead_farmer (80 posts) See mini bio

@JacDG said:

Beats, Rhymes and Life is a really good documentary, I'm a huge Tribe fan so I really enjoyed watching their journey from start to where they are now, Michel Rappaport did well.

Same here. Wanted to see it on a big screen, but wasn't showing anywhere nearby. Definitely going to grab myself a copy.

Post by handlas (54 posts) See mini bio

Red State was terrible. Gah.

Post by beard_of_zeus (54 posts) See mini bio
@Toxin066 said:
Why are you checking out DVDs when BATMAN ARKHAM CITY IS OUT TODAY.
Exactly, why watch Batman on DVD when you could BE THE GODDAMN BATMAN?!?
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