General Discussion

Over on Giantbomb whenever a game gets really popular I always notice a forum where the fans list off little "facts" about the game that they learned from playing it. So I figured, why not do it here on Screened in honor of the big summer movie season. So throughout the summer we Screened Pups can add on to this list of things we learned from 2012's Summer movies. I'll start us off.

1. Hawkeye is a better archer than Katniss.

2. Johnny Depp will never get out of his contract with Tim Burton.

3. Ladies love Loki.

4. People love board games and board games made into movies.

5. Miley's career is pretty much over. (at least as far as I am concerned)

6. Dev Patel's acting career is not doomed after he starred in The Last Airbender. Thank God.

7. Old people like to watch movies about other old people.

@obscurefan said:

3. Ladies love Loki.

You know your fans love you when out of 244 images 168 happen to be fan art.

8. Shawarma is the perfect food after saving the world.

9. Alien's love invading Earth this time of the year.

14. Not all of The Hulk's rage can still be controlled.

15. Tony Stark rules at unintended humor as well.

16. Some movies can still literally make you hungry.

16. The circle is now complete, Channing Tatum used to be a stripper, now he is an actor playing a stripper.

17. American audiences are smarter than you'd think.

18. Taylor Kitsch needs to stay away from aliens if he wants to keep his career.

19. Men in Black 3 had my money the second I heard Josh Brolin's incredible Tommy Lee Jones impersonation

20. Sacha Baron Cohen needs to stick to character acting and mockumentaries.

21. There is no script too shitty that Sir Ben Kingsley will not turn down.

22. People who don't live in North America are all over Battleship.

23. Having a Hulk is really awesome.

24. Old people being casually racist works wonders all over the globe.

25. Joss Whedon is the Maker.

26. People want answers to questions and will bitch and moan if they don't get them.

27. Afro Circus is more popular than Space Zombies.

28. Adam Sandler needs to be stopped.

29. People have trouble pronouncing the word "dictator."

30. Even with two films behind them, people still have trouble pronouncing "Madagascar."

32. Michael Fassbender might actually be able to act?!?

@jackanderson said:

24. Old people being casually racist works wonders all over the globe.

honestly? the whole freaking movie is about Maggie Smith stopping being racist.

33. Strippers are popular again.