Ferris Bueller Making Grand Comeback To Sell You Crap

Topic started by Rorie on Jan. 26, 2012. Last post by PenguinDust 3 months, 3 weeks ago.
Post by Rorie (3,214 posts) See mini bio
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I guess someone ponied up enough cash for Matthew Broderick to sell out a beloved childhood memory of everyone's for the sake of some shitty Super Bowl ad. Awesome.

Post by heatDrive88 (135 posts) See mini bio

Fuck you, Matthew Broderick.

Post by ELpork (8 posts) See mini bio

Ohhh... fuck me running, guys I can... this... ugh...

Post by Cheesebob (23 posts) See mini bio

Why now?

Post by litrock (501 posts) See mini bio

It's not as if they didn't already make a TV show. /shrug

Post by BlazeHedgehog (42 posts) See mini bio
Alan Ruck had a pretty interesting idea for a Ferris Bueller movie sequel at one point:

"But just for fun," said Ruck, "I used to think why don't they wait until Matthew and I are in our seventies and do Ferris Bueller Returns and have Cameron be in a nursing home. He doesn't really need to be there, but he just decided his life is over, so he committed himself to a nursing home. And Ferris comes and breaks him out. And they go to, like, a titty bar and all this ridiculous stuff happens. And then, at the end of the movie, Cameron dies."

I doubt that's what this'll be, though.
Post by Sgtpierceface (149 posts) See mini bio

I'm a bit confused. Why all the hate exactly? Are you guys afraid they'll make a shitty sequel or something?

Post by FoxMulder (245 posts) See mini bio

If John Hughes was still alive and was in charge of some sort of weird old Ferris and Cameron movie, them MAYBE I'd be interested. But since he isnt, then NO!

Post by Rorie (3,214 posts) See mini bio
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@Sgtpierceface said:

I'm a bit confused. Why all the hate exactly? Are you guys afraid they'll make a shitty sequel or something?

It's not a sequel, it's a Super Bowl ad. Resurrecting the character for an advertisement seems kind of crass, especially since Broderick has said for years he'd likely never play Bueller again.

Post by ScanCase (893 posts) See mini bio
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I don't.... I don't.... Why?
Post by Abe (73 posts) See mini bio

I never liked the guy, or the film. Yet I still find this awful.

Post by MiniPato (171 posts) See mini bio

Sorry guys, but Godzilla was the best Matthew Broderick movie. Your childhood memories all suck.

Post by Trauma2007 (24 posts) See mini bio

Le sigh! All right so some company ponied up enough cash to make Matthew Broderick rape the corpse of John Hughes. (Granted it was a mountain of cash anyone of us would have taken) Speculation as to what the product or service might be? I say either a hip and awesome Doritos commercial or something for Erectile dysfunction.

Post by ryanwho (1,130 posts) See mini bio

Nauseating.

Post by litrock (501 posts) See mini bio

Because I hate everyone have this clip from the Ferris Bueller TV show. It's far more offensive than ANY superbowl spot. It also has a young, nobody Jennifer Aniston.

Post by ScanCase (893 posts) See mini bio
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@litrock that was so bad my phone just tried to kill itself
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Post by ryanwho (1,130 posts) See mini bio

@litrock: You've just rekindled my hate-affair with an entire decade.

Post by PenguinDust (1,639 posts) See mini bio

@Sgtpierceface said:

I'm a bit confused. Why all the hate exactly? Are you guys afraid they'll make a shitty sequel or something?

I don't know either since many people around the Whiskey Media forums liked the Michael J. Fox Back to the Future commercial he made promoting a 2010 SpikeTV awards show. I don't think this ad is any better or worse than that one. Why shouldn't these actors capitalize on the roles that made them famous? It's better than having it done after they're dead.

Post by FriendlyMarshmellow (96 posts) See mini bio

Wait...what?

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