Do your worst with this guy. I totally want to see someone make this the next Sad Keanu meme. Put him in a lion den. Put him on the moon. Make me laugh, and maybe I'll see about digging up a prize for whoever does the best.
I just wanted to get this one out of the way so we could go onto more worthwhile and interesting photoshop jobs. As to why your head is cut off Matt? Its all part of the artistic process, sometimes things just happen in the shop.