It's less than six hours till the Oscars and you still haven't seen any of the movies? Well don't worry because we've got your back as we went out and reviewed every single one of the movies nominated for best picture. We also attempt to create a new ratings system which quickly fails, so here's the rating system we're going with for the time being. Besty, A, B, C, D, F.
First up, Aaron bit the bullet and saw Amour. You'll understand why we say that after you hear the review.
Next up, hear the people singing, and complaining, and arguing, over Les Mis... we're all over the place on this one.
Next up, I deeply apologize for about 90% of this review. It's Django Unchained everybody!
This next movie is great because I love baked goods and math problems. We present you with Life of Pi.
Time to batten down the hatches and prepare for some giant pig monsters, because Beast of the Southern Wild is next.
We get a little spoilery and arguey (yes its a word, look it up) on this next one. Silver Linings Playbook.
Want to see some old men in wigs? Then boy are you in luck. It's Lincoln.
Next is the movie loved by all critics, and even a few audiences. Zero Dark Thirty.
And lastly we finally have a movie we all agree on. What? I know, I'm scared too. It's Argo.