The image for Women in Cellblock 9 looks like exploitation cinema instead of straight up pornography so it wins.
Rob Schneider movies that I am ashamed to admit I have seen
The Animal or The Hot Chick?
The Hot Chick
Lesser known Leslie Nielsen films
Surf Ninjas or Spy Hard?
Danny Boyle films
Trainspotting or Sunshine?
Uwe Boll raping a video game
Far Cry or In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
@mike20: IN THE NAME OF THE KING, since Jason Statham (I haven't ever seen a Uwe Boll film, btw).
Johnny Depp before he went crazy:
BENNY AND JOON or FINDING NEVERLAND ??
Far Cry is actually his best video game adaptation but that isn't saying much
Not completely terrible video game movies
Tomb Raider or Prince of Persia?
Benny and Joon is a romcomish movie I actually like.
Prince of Persia edges out Tomb Raider for me.
Early video game movies
Street Fighter or Super Mario Bros
Let's (belatedly) celebrate father's day!
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