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I there was a film made about your life (you can take artistic liberties with your lives), who would play you? Narrate the film?

Ryan Gosling would act, George Clooney would narrate. For obvious reasons.

(Those reasons being my incredibly good looks.)

Liam Neeson would play me and Alec Baldwin would narrate. Michael Caine and Michael Ironside is a close second for the roles, respectively

Labyrinth era David Bowie mocapping a CG Apocalypse Now crazy Marlon Brando. Why? Why not, I ask you?

@litrock said:

Labyrinth era David Bowie mocapping a CG Apocalypse Now crazy Marlon Brando. Why? Why not, I ask you?

I'm speechless. I don't think I've ever heard a better idea. Who do we need to call to start production on this thing?

Brad Pitt would play me and Morgan Freeman would narrate.

I want it to be animated, claymation style and I'll pick H Jon Benjamin to voice act my character and Judi Dench to narrate it for that additional touch of class.

I've been told I look like Olivia Wilde ... so her in my early 30's , late 20's

and I've also ben compared to Kaya Scodelario , so she can play me in my mid teens - now. (:

i would be played by Bradley Cooper and the voiceover would be by Morgan Freeman of course

Jason Schwartzman would play me and John Cleese would narrate the film.

I'd be played by a young Woody Allen except it would be in a film like American Pie. Something just doesn't quite fit right.

My first choice would be the Ryan Gosling/George Clooney combination, but as I wish to avoid comparisons with Pat Harder: The PatVB Story, I guess I'll go for Michael Fassbender as me, Brednan Gleeson as the narrator with Michael Sheen as my sidekick and Kate Beckinsale playing herself.

It plays out much as you might expect. 5 stars.

Tom Hardy would play me since we're both obviously incredibly good looking, plus he has that London accent. Michael Ironside, Alec Baldwin or Will Arnett can narrate based on deepness of voice (maybe not Ironside because of drunken slurring - or maybe that makes him the favourite?)

Emma Stone can be the love interest, just because.

A young Jeff Anderson would play me, James McCaffrey (voice of Max Payne) would narrate.

I'd play myself....it's the role I was born for...............sorry.

@skidd: How did you find out the title of my movie?! That was supposed to be a secret!

@PatVB: Oh shoot! I thought everyone knew*

*This is all carefully orchestrated viral marketing; expect the teaser for the teaser trailer to appear on Pat Hard's official website early next week.