Just listened to the podcast and couldn't help making this.
No. . . .
"@JokerSmilez: Nah, it's still not right, it's the knowing he has hair on his scalp. I would scalp Zach and then put the helmet back on. "
Correction, it's knowing he has wavy hair and dreamy eyes under that helmet *swoons*.
But seriously no.
Our resident novice reminisces on her middle-school love affair with the epic fantasy romance.