Tonight is a night of reality television. And medical dramas. And steroids. Let's find out how they all combine into a good excuse to watch those Star Trek: TNG episodes on Netflix you've been putting off for a while now.
 | America's Got Talent 9PM - NBC - 12 of the 48 remaining contestants compete and...wait...48 remaining contestants? Jesus Christ, how many more friggin' episodes of this thing are there? They've already got the cat wizard! What more do you need to see?!? |
 | White Collar 9PM - USA - A teenage grifter runs rampant over New York City, and our handsome hero must stop him. No word on whether or not he's some manner of "hipster grifter," but we can hope and pray. |
 | Memphis Beat 9PM - TNT - Remember when Jason Lee used to be kind of awesome? When did that all go wrong? I think it might've been somewhere around Alvin and the Chipmunks. |
 | Hawthorne 10PM - TNT - I can't watch this show. Every time I see Jada Pinkett-Smith, I can never tell if she's trying really hard to be super duper serious, or if she's just stoned out of her mind. Possibly both. Either way, the end result is me just kind of laughing at her. |
 | Combat Hospital 10PM - ABC - Whenever I read plots for this show, I can only imagine how much better they'd be if they were followed by "...and Hawkeye's antics get him into trouble with the Colonel." |
 | 6. Tosh.0 10PM - Comedy Central - "Steroids Guy" comes on for an interview tonight. I don't actually know who that is, but I'm assuming it's this dude. |
