Christmas programming is in full effect! We've got Christmas specials, Very Special Christmas episodes of things, and also a couple of things that aren't Christmas-related at all, because they're probably secular and thus evil. Let's get to it!
 | Glee 8PM - FOX - Chord Overstreet returns to help the glee clubbers get better before sectionals. As it turns out, he's a male stripper now. I guess if you're a senior in high school, that's reasonable. But still... |
 | New Girl 9PM - FOX - Zooey Deschanel and Justin Long are ready to have sexy sex! And apparently that involves Zooey talking like a 1930s flapper, because of course it does. |
 | A Michael Bublé Christmas 8PM - NBC - Finally, the Christmas variety show I've been waiting for! Guests include everyone from Justin Bieber to Tracey Morgan. My sincere hope is that those two appear together. |
 | Eureka 8PM - SyFy - Hey, Eureka is back for a night! And so are Haven and Warehouse 13! And they're all Christmas episodes! Wheeeeee! |
 | On Thin Ice: Into the Arctic 9PM - Animal Planet - Hey, are you depressed yet? No? Maybe watching this documentary on the thinning polar ice caps will do the trick. |
 | Sons of Anarchy 10PM - FX - Part two of the season finale. I still say you can't have a two-part finale--only a penultimate and ultimate episode--but whatever, not complaining, especially since it sounds like more seasons are on the way, guaranteed. |
 | Covert Affairs 10PM - USA - Season finale, in which affairs are dealt with. Covertly. |
 | Teen Mom 10PM - MTV - And just as we lose those two fine shows, this garbage starts back up again with its second season premiere. Eff. |
