KILL EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE. That is my only response to the fact that literally hundreds of people came together to make Work It a reality.
CBS 8 PM: "The investigation of a Navy commander's murder leads the team to E.J. Barrett." E.J. Barrett you will, of course, remember from E.J. Barrett and Sons Furniture in downtown Utica. Followed by NCIS: Los Angeles at 9 and Unforgettable at 10.
|The Biggest Loser|
NBC 8 PM: Season 13 premieres as "The contestants arrive in pairs and then are split up into two competing teams; one team doesn't make it to the ranch." I'm guessing this'll feature yet more big people attempting to lose weight. For two hours.
ABC 8:30 PM: Ah, yes, the venerable cross-dressing comedy. It was kind of cute when Tom Hanks was doing it, but apparently this show (premiering tonight) is absolutely terrible and will likely be put down within weeks. But then, people are still watching 2 Broke Girls, I guess.
|Celebrity Wife Swap|
ABC 9 PM: ABC goes from bad to worse by featuring Ted Haggard on Celebrity Wife Swap. Yes, apparently Ted Haggard, completely heterosexual pastor who paid a man to have sex with him and sell him crystal meth over a three-year period, is still married.
ESPN 8:30/5:30: Michigan takes on Virginia Tech in the Sugar Bowl.