TV

The only good thing about that Work It trailer is Rebecca Mader's single line. Her voice is like sex for my ears.

Wow, these TV shows make my job seem pretty fun in comparison. Now I feel pretty good knowing my job is fun.

"Work it", huh? I think I might just burn everything after seeing that commercial.

I watched the premiere of Work It to see if it was worthy of 0/10 from IGN. If not 0 then certainly close to it. The premise is retarded, nearly all the jokes are either based on crude and somewhat offensive stereotypes of men and women or are just boring, the acting is mostly godawful, the characters are walking clichés and OMG can someone choke the laugh track to death. I chuckled once. How a show like this makes it into production truly baffles me, and makes me deeply afraid of some of the shows that never make it this far. I'm not sure I can respect America anymore if this show makes it through a full season. The success of Grown Ups was bad enough.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS AMERICA!

If I was the president of ABC, I would have performed multi-pass wiping on all digital copies of Work It, then driven out to the middle of the desert alone and buried all film, costumes, scripts, and any other physical evidence of its existence.
 
Instead, he has decided to put it on national TV. Sometimes, our television shows make me ashamed to be American. Seriously.