I kind of love the idea of the suitors on The Bachelorette being forced to fight each other in Muay Thai boxing. Only, take away the boxing gloves. And give them guns. And maybe some swords. Maybe then I’d tune in. If you’re less selective, you can tune in to ABC at 8 PM for some normal old boxing. It’ll probably be more entertaining that Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition at 10 PM.
Elsewhere, Fox has Masterchef at 9 PM, where the candidates have to cook a meal using surprise ingredients in a “mystery box.” Gosh, a mystery and a surprise? Sounds like a real enigma. Later, you can wallow in your Law & Order, as there’s yet more Law & Order: Los Angeles to get through tonight. Three more episodes remain before the series finale on July 4th, so stock up on your justice now.
Cable brings a new season of Hoarders on A&E, where a woman has no heat or water hooked up to her home because of her hoarding. Luckily, she’s hoarding heat and water, so she didn’t notice. HBO’s airing a documentary called Sex Crimes Unit, which I’m sure will be utterly delightful viewing - get your mom to come over and make a night of it! MTV keeps airing Teen Wolf, helping to ensure that anything precious and innocent from our youth will be sexed up and made to entertain tweens.
On Showtime, we have the Season 3 finale of Nurse Jackie and the series finale of United States of Tara, while there’s also a season finale of Sanctuary on SyFy. I have no opinions about any of those, but I'm betting you'll let me know why I should in the comments!