A few months ago, there was the news that Sandler and his Happy Madison company--which has created such critical darlings as Grown Ups and Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star--was going to make a Candy Land movie. That isn't all, apparently. Hasbro, undaunted by the poor performance of Battleship, has contracted Happy Madison to make a movie out of the Tonka Trucks. I think it is safe to assume both movies will be terrible. Also, everyone's childhood has just been raped.