In Theaters: A Shameful Lack Of Wide Releases

Topic started by Rorie on Dec. 2, 2011. Last post by Terry_Towelling 1 year, 5 months ago.
Post by Rorie (3,216 posts) See mini bio
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Hi. I'd like to be sex addicted to you.

We're still tabulating who precisely won the Box Office Winners League (i.e. I'm trying to manipulate the data so that I win), but for now, we'll be back to the regular old list format for the foreseeable future. Or, at least, we would be, if anything at all was coming out this weekend.

The weekend after Thanksgiving is a pretty horrible one for movies, for some reason. I guess it's the weekend that everyone decides to go out and buy Christmas presents? Anyway, it's often among the lowest-grossing weekends of the entire year, and it'll certainly be in the running again this year, as there isn't a single new wide release coming out. Twilight: Breaking Dawn: Part I and The Muppets will probably be fighting over the #1 slot. Personally, I couldn't imagine a better start to December than to see the incredibly good word of mouth for The Muppets propel it to the top slot. It's a movie I unabashedly recommended to my mother; what can you say to that?

Which isn't to say that nothing's coming out, though. Shame, the boneriffic sex addiction drama from Steve McQueen (no, not that Steve McQueen) is arriving in limited release; we'll have a review of it up sometime today. The Artist is expanding into a few more theaters, and we'll likewise have a review of that coming up at some point later in the afternoon. Both The Descendants and Hugo are going to expand into more theaters, giving anyone who missed out on them last week a chance to catch up on a couple of excellent films.

Also in limited release are Pastorela, I Am Singh, and Answers To Nothing, none of which I know much about except that the latter film "stars" Dane Cook. Yep, it's that kind of weekend.

What are you going to go see this weekend? Anything? Or is it just another weekend of Thu'uming in Skyrim?

Post by ElectricBoogaloo (229 posts) See mini bio

I would be playing Skyrim if I wasn't worried the new patch was going to corrupt my save data. Instead I'll probably watch John Carpenter's The Thing, since I figured it was about time I actually owned a copy myself - on Blu Ray no less.

I would love to see The Muppets but it's not out in the UK for two months :(

Post by hanktherapper (40 posts) See mini bio

I'm going to watch The Muppets this afternoon.

Post by kennyshat (136 posts) See mini bio

I think I need to go see The Muppets...

Post by beard_of_zeus (54 posts) See mini bio
I'm gonna try and catch a showing of The Descendants this weekend (gotta work on Saturday though, blah), now that it's finally showing in the theater right down the street from me.
 
I'll be trying to fill up the remainder of the free time I have with things I don't hate, like video games. Probably some more Skyward Sword, and I might start digging into AC: Revelations. Not everyone is playing Skyrim, you know ;)
Post by CosmicQueso (12 posts) See mini bio

I'm an old man, but I teared up like I was 4 years old again watching The Muppets. What a great, great film. I haven't just smiled that much in I don't know how long.

Post by damswedon (420 posts) See mini bio

I want to see The Artist so fucking bad. Anyone know when it is coming out in the UK?

Post by forkboy (82 posts) See mini bio

@damswedon: It's out 30th December as far as I can tell.

Post by Terry_Towelling (5 posts) See mini bio

Yeah, I'd like to see The Muppets to. Here in the UK it's not out 'til after Christmas which seems crazy. We've had Tintin for ages though. I'd like a reversal of this situation.

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