In Theaters: Christmastime!

Topic started by Rorie on Dec. 22, 2010. Last post by ago.
Post by Rorie (3,216 posts) See mini bio

  This is the scene where De Niro and Stiller are mistaken for a gay couple. Because, you know, gay misunderstandings are automatically funny.
 This is the scene where De Niro and Stiller are mistaken for a gay couple. Because, you know, gay misunderstandings are automatically funny.
Christmas is always a busy time for films, but the box office might be hurt a bit by Christmas falling on a Saturday, which makes this only a three-day weekend for most families. Bad weather also seems likely to curtail any huge box office records from being set. But hey, let's not kid ourselves - we also have some incredibly shitty movies on hand. When faced with the choice between Little Fockers or Gulliver's Travels, one can only hope that families decide to head out to Tangled (according to some sources, the second-most expensive film of all time) or another viewing of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows instead. Or, hey, True Grit, but you have to assume that it might look a bit dark to most parents. But hey, who knows - maybe Gulliver's Travels might be the greatest thing since ohmygodIcan'tfinishthissentence. 

Of course, if you want to really give your family a treat, take them out to The King's Speech, which is expanding to 600 theaters this weekend and should be easier to find. Also expanding is Black Swan, to around 1,400 theaters, and Casino Jack and Rabbit Hole are both doing limited expansions. Let's take a look at the full list for the weekend...

1. Little Fockers

Seems destined to win the weekend, alas. It's easy to forget that Meet The Fockers made almost $280 million dollars in 2004. Never underestimate the tendency for families who are cooped up together over the holidays to pick the lowest-common denominator film when they're heading out to the movies.

2. True Grit

Still riding high in critical estimates, but I have a feeling the trailers are a bit too dark for this to get a huge amount of family love this Christmas. I'd love to be wrong and for this to be the Coen Brothers' biggest hit yet, but we'll have to wait and see how it fares over the three-day weekend to know for sure.

3. Gulliver's Travels

Remember when I mentioned the "lowest common denominator" up above? Well, I guess you could say that Gulliver's Travels appeals to the smallest common denominator. GET IT? HA HA HA! Oh, man. I hope this movie fucking bombs. We'll find out this weekend; it doesn't open until Christmas day.

4. Country Strong

I'll go out and a limb and say that, for a movie that I bet my mom will like, I'm kind of looking forward to this. The trailer's a bit confusing - who's she supposed to be in love with, again? - but it looks like it might be a straight-up crowdpleaser in a stupid way, which is sometimes a totally acceptable thing for a movie to be. Limited release for now; this'll expand after New Year's.

5. The Illusionist

Great reviews for this film from the director of The Triplets of Belleville, but it's only opening on three screens.

6. Somewhere

Seven-screen release for Sophia Coppola's latest. It's getting Coppola-esque reviews, with some critics loving it, some finding it unbearable.

Post by burnin_squirrrl (3 posts) See mini bio
True Grit is the one I'm hoping I can talk my parents into Xmas Eve.
Post by hagridore (132 posts) See mini bio
Ben Stiller's commitment to never being genuinely funny is admirable.
Post by MagusMaleficus (27 posts) See mini bio
I'm seeing True Grit dammit, come hell, high water, or Godzilla.
Post by President_Barackbar (525 posts) See mini bio
Rorie, come on. True Grit is a Coen brothers movie, its not SUPPOSED to make money.
Post by LiquidSwords (467 posts) See mini bio
True Grit and Somewhere by years end for me
Post by skidd (2,155 posts) See mini bio
Tangled is the 2nd most expensive movie ever?! That's insane! What were they spending all the money on?
Post by TheMailToad (67 posts) See mini bio
The relatives are in town. This means only one thing, I get to see Little Fockers with them. Yay holidays!
Post by GhostNPC (317 posts) See mini bio
"I hope this movie fucking bombs."
 
As do I Rorie, as do I.
Post by Rorie (3,216 posts) See mini bio
@GhostNPC:  Kind of wearing my heart on my sleeve there, I guess! Of course I hope it winds up better than it looks, but I'm predicting 100 minutes of Jack Black-isms.
Post by Skald (365 posts) See mini bio
De Niro proves, once again, that he will star in any movie for a bag full of cash.
Post by Jeffmoocow (156 posts) See mini bio
Really looking forward to True Grit and The Illusionist.
Post by smartoonkid (40 posts) See mini bio
Saw True Grit at midnight.  Damn good.
Post by HT101 (350 posts) See mini bio
I saw True Grit last night and I thought it was a good movie.  Not a great one and it doesn't blow you out of the water, but it is a good movie.  I prefer the John Wayne version to the Coen brothers one because I think that John Wayne is a much better Rooster Cogburn than Jeff Bridges.  The dialogue in the new one seems very stilted and wooden, while the other one seems more natural in their speech mannerisms.  Even though they have said this movie is different from the John Wayne version, it really isn't.  There's maybe 10% difference in the two movies.  I give it 3.5 out of 5 stars.
I saw True Grit at midnight, it was pretty great.
Post by Everyones_A_Critic (788 posts) See mini bio
True Grit looks great, maybe I'll check it out this weekend.
Post by ashogo (754 posts) See mini bio
Damn, there are too many good looking movies in theaters now. I want to see True Grit, The Fighter, and Tron, plus Black Swan finally opened up here. Not to mention my local, mostly indie theater is bringing back The Social Network this week, which I missed the first time around. Oh yeah, and the other local throwback-theater is showing Capra's It's a Wonderful Life. 
 
Seriously, I'm not gonna get any sleep this week.
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