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| Frasier Crane |
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*coughing with Popsicle in mouth* |
| Old Lady | Have you choked on your lolly? | |
| Frasier Crane |
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No, I am choking on something far dangerous and destructive than a simple sugary treat. It is a prolific and powerful poison know as DECEPTION! |
| Blaine Sternin |
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I guess it started with my car accident. I was driving drunk, which I had done one too many times. Oh, you know, it was a sign. |
| Daphne Moon |
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From God? |
| Blaine Sternin |
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No, from the highway department. It said, "Lane Ends," and I just plowed right into it. The next thing I saw was a bright light and a tunnel. |
| Daphne Moon |
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So, you had a near-death experience? |
| Blaine Sternin |
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No, it was a CAT scan. |
