Trailer: Free Samples

Topic started by Rorie on March 27, 2012. Last post by HattieSandelson 1 year, 1 month ago.
Post by Rorie (3,216 posts) See mini bio

Man, it must be rough to be an attractive young white woman, with men fawning over you all the time! Imagine if you were forced into a menial job that didn't deserve your skills as a...young white woman! Why, you'd just have to go ahead and make a movie about the quirky travails that beset you as you tried to make your way in the world with your stunning blonde locks and quirky charm as quirkily charming men tried to flatter you and make you feel good about yourself. That'd be pretty rough.

Post by TheHumanDove (125 posts) See mini bio

Hey, its whatsherface from beetle juice

Post by Zaph (229 posts) See mini bio

Ugh, has that trying-so-hard-to-be-cool-and-carefree-it's-obnoxious vibe. No thanks.

Post by CharAznable (329 posts) See mini bio

Would it kill this chick to crack a smile? Count me out for this one.

Post by Vash108 (22 posts) See mini bio

@TheHumanDove said:

Hey, its whatsherface from beetle juice

Your Thinking of Winona Ryder. But it damn sure looks like her.

Post by FelixCulpa (29 posts) See mini bio

This looks okay. Liked Matt Walsh bit at the end.

Post by OldGuy (130 posts) See mini bio
Blurg.
Post by gangly (1,273 posts) See mini bio

The only way that this could ever be a satisfying movie is if Jesse Eisenberg's character turns out to be a serial killer and he does the most horrible things not even imaginable to that vapid whiny entitled waste of a person.

This trailer offends me in ways that not even the most idiotc, expensive, racist Transformers flick ever could.

Eww.

Post by Top8cat (12 posts) See mini bio

You know those fake trailers that spoof indie movies...this looks like one

Post by gangly (1,273 posts) See mini bio

@Top8cat: HAHAAAAAAHAA! Aside from the things totally cribbed from Rushmore (which is a lot) that fake movie actually looks pretty good, despite the fact that it's not supposed to. "Mr. Poseidon". tee hee hee!

Post by Jesus (315 posts) See mini bio

Fucking gross.

Post by fuzzay (444 posts) See mini bio

Yeah, not watching this. Self centered young adult learns a life lesson. Not a good trailer in the least.

Post by Milkman (645 posts) See mini bio
Don't be fooled Jesse Eisenberg! Her vagina has teeth! 
 
Say Hi in the trailer is a good way to get your movie brownie points with me.
Post by yyZiggurat (19 posts) See mini bio

@Milkman said:

Don't be fooled Jesse Eisenberg! Her vagina has teeth!

Wrong movie, Milkman.

Post by ashogo (754 posts) See mini bio

For whatever reason, this trailer did not annoy me in the slightest.

Post by twelve1784 (23 posts) See mini bio

The qualifications for lead role were the ability to roll your eyes, rub your head constantly and be blonde.

Ooooh, and it has Jesse Eisenberg being Jesse Eisenberg!

Post by RazeEverything (8 posts) See mini bio

@Top8cat: Awesome

Post by HattieSandelson (86 posts) See mini bio
I'm young and white, when do I get to have sex? Maybe if I was blonde chick with a bad attitude it would be sooner.
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US Release Jan. 1, 2011
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