Don't look away, Father will know if you do.
(To Tyrion Lannister, who wakes in dog-pens) Better looking Bitches than you used to uncle.
When they write the history of my reign, sweet sister, they will say it began today.
I would let the whole tribe fuck you, all forty thousand men, and their horses too, if thats what it took.
Let me give you some advice, bastard: Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.
The hell do you know about being a bastard?
All dwarves are bastards in their father's eyes.
A Dothraki wedding without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair.
They were given a choice no doubt, castration or the Wall. Most choose the knife.
First lesson: stick them with the pointy end,
I know which end to use.
The Starks have manned the Wall for thousands of years. And you are a Stark. You may not have my name, but you have my blood.
There's a war coming Ned. I don't know when, I don't know who we'll be fighting, but it's coming.
Sansa can keep her sewing needles, I've got a Needle of my own.
The Nights Watch protects the realm from...
Ah, yes yes. Against Grumpkins and Snoks and all the other monsters your wet nurse warned you about.
Do you pray to the Gods?
The Old and the New.
There is only one God, and his name is death. And there is only one thing we say to death: "Not today."
When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground.
And to my son, the stallion who will mount the world, I will also pledge a gift. I will give him the iron chair that his mother's father sat upon.
(To his father, Tywin Lannister, regarding his placement on the front lines of the battlefield) Surely there are ways to have me killed me that would be less detrimental to the war effort!
My mother wishes me to let Lord Eddard join the Night's Watch. Stripped of all titles and powers he would serve the realm in permanent exile. And my lady Sansa has begged mercy for her father. But they have the soft hearts of women! So long as I am your King, treason shall never go unpunished. Ser Ilyn, bring me his head!
A Night's Watch is a joke to you, is it? Is that what we are Lannister? An army of jesters in black?
You don't have enough men to be an army and aside from Yoren here none of you are particularly funny.
This is the Braavos dance,the water dance. It is swift, and sudden.
I'm not protecting anyone. I just wonder if it's not wiser to wait. Why risk going against the North if they would be our allies? Rise up against them and they can destroy us, but, if we pledge fealty to them, they'll give us Casterly Rock.
What are our words?
We do not sow.
We do not sow. We are Ironborn. We're not subjects, we're not slaves, we do not plow the fields or toil in the mine, we take what is ours. Your time with the wolves has made you weak.
She is to be your queen! Have you no regard for her honor?
I'm punishing her.
For what crimes?! She did not fight her brother's battle you half-wit!
You can't talk to me like that! The king can do as he likes!
The Mad King did as he liked. Has your uncle Jaime ever told you what happened to him?
No one threatens His Grace in the presence of the Kingsgaurd!
I'm not threatening the King, Ser, I am educating my nephew. Bronn, the next time Ser Meryn speaks, kill him. That was a threat. See the difference?
If I could tell you how many crazy old men pushing carts around army camps making grand claims about jars filled with pig shit. No offense meant.
Our order does not deal in pigshit!
A day will come when you think you are safe and happy and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you will know the debt is paid.
You're a great warrior. I saw the bodies above your gates. Which one gave you the tougher fight, the cripple or the six year old?
If you ever call me sister again I’ll have you strangled in your sleep.
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