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| Jaime Lannister |
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The things I do for love. |
| Sandor Clegane |
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I didn't pick you for a hunter. |
| Tyrion Lannister |
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The greatest in the land. My spear never misses. |
| Sandor Clegane |
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It's not hunting if you pay for it. |
| Eddard Stark |
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But, do you understand why I had to kill him? |
| Bran Stark |
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Our way is the old way. |
| Eddard Stark |
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The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword. |
| Eddard Stark |
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Winter is coming. |
| Joffrey Baratheon |
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(To Tyrion Lannister, who wakes in dog-pens) Better looking Bitches than you used to uncle. |
| Viserys Targaryen |
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You don't want to wake the Dragon do you? |
| Viserys Targaryen |
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When they write the history of my reign, sweet sister, they will say it began today. |
| Viserys Targaryen |
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I would let the whole tribe fuck you, all forty thousand men, and their horses too, if thats what it took. |
| Tyrion Lannister |
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Let me give you some advice, bastard: Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you. |
| Jon Snow |
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The hell do you know about being a bastard? |
| Tyrion Lannister |
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All dwarves are bastards in their father's eyes. |
| Illyrio Mopatis |
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A Dothraki wedding without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair. |
| Viserys Targaryen |
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When do I meet with the Khal? We need to begin planning the invasion. |
| Illyrio Mopatis |
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Khal Drogo promised you a crown, you shall have it. |
| Viserys Targaryen |
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When? |
| Illyrio Mopatis |
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When Dothraki omens favour war. |
| Viserys Targaryen |
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I piss on Dothraki omens, I've waited 17 years to get my throne back. |
| Tyrion Lannister |
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They were given a choice no doubt, castration or the Wall. Most choose the knife. |
| Tyrion Lannister |
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Everything's better with some wine in the belly. |
| Jon Snow |
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First lesson: stick them with the pointy end, |
| Arya Stark |
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I know which end to use. |
| Tyrion Lannister |
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A mind needs books like a sword needs whetstone. |
| Eddard Stark |
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The Starks have manned the Wall for thousands of years. And you are a Stark. You may not have my name, but you have my blood. |
| Robert Baratheon |
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There's a war coming Ned. I don't know when, I don't know who we'll be fighting, but it's coming. |
| Arya Stark |
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Sansa can keep her sewing needles, I've got a Needle of my own. |
| Joffrey Baratheon |
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I can't stand the wailing of women. |
| Tyrion Lannister |
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(Hits him) One word, and I'll hit you again |
| Joffrey Baratheon |
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I am telling mother! |
| Tyrion Lannister |
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(Hits him again) Go. Tell her. But first you will get to Lord and Lady Stark, and you will fall on your knees in front of them and tell them how very sorry you are, and that you are at their service and all your prayers are with them. Do you understand? |
| Joffrey Baratheon |
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You can't... |
| Tyrion Lannister |
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(Hits him again) Do you understand? |
| Joffrey Baratheon |
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(Walks away in silence) |
| Jon Snow |
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The Nights Watch protects the realm from... |
| Tyrion Lannister |
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Ah, yes yes. Against Grumpkins and Snoks and all the other monsters your wet nurse warned you about. |
| Gregor Clegane |
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Sword! |
| Lysa Arryn |
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You don't fight with honour |
| Bronn |
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No, (looking down) he did. |
| Daenerys Targaryen |
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He is no Dragon. Fire cannot kill the Dragon. |
| Tyrion Lannister |
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A Lannister always pays his debts. |
| Syrio Forel |
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Do you pray to the Gods? |
| Arya Stark |
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The Old and the New. |
| Syrio Forel |
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There is only one God, and his name is death. And there is only one thing we say to death: "Not today." |
| Jon Snow |
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I always wanted to be a ranger. |
| Samwell Tarly |
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I always wanted to be a wizard. |
| Petyr Baelish |
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I did warn you not to trust me. |
| Cersei Lannister |
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When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground. |
| Khal Drogo |
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And to my son, the stallion who will mount the world, I will also pledge a gift. I will give him the iron chair that his mother's father sat upon. |
| Tyrion Lannister |
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(To his father, Tywin Lannister, regarding his placement on the front lines of the battlefield) Surely there are ways to have me killed me that would be less detrimental to the war effort! |
| Tyrion Lannister |
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If I die, weep for me. |
| Shae | You'll be dead. How will you know? | |
| Tyrion Lannister |
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...I'll know. |
| Joffrey Baratheon |
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My mother wishes me to let Lord Eddard join the Night's Watch. Stripped of all titles and powers he would serve the realm in permanent exile. And my lady Sansa has begged mercy for her father. But they have the soft hearts of women! So long as I am your King, treason shall never go unpunished. Ser Ilyn, bring me his head! |
| Jaime Lannister |
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If the gods are real, and if they're just, why is the world so full of injustice? |
| Catelyn Stark |
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Because of men like you. |
| Jaime Lannister |
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There are no men like me. Only me. |
| Eddard Stark |
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Go on, it's yours |
| Arya Stark |
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I can keep it? |
| Eddard Stark |
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Try not to stab your sister with it. |
| Cersei Lannister |
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And my husband? |
| Jaime Lannister |
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I will go to war with him if I have to. They can write a ballad about us. A war for Cersei's cunt. |
| Cersei Lannister |
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(slaps him) |
| Benjen Stark |
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A Night's Watch is a joke to you, is it? Is that what we are Lannister? An army of jesters in black? |
| Tyrion Lannister |
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You don't have enough men to be an army and aside from Yoren here none of you are particularly funny. |
| Jaime Lannister |
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The King shits, the Hand wipes. |
| Joffrey Baratheon |
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So you agree? Starks are enemies? |
| Cersei Lannister |
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Everyone who isn't us is an enemy. |
| Syrio Forel |
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This is the Braavos dance,the water dance. It is swift, and sudden. |
| Cersei Lannister |
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Pour the Lady Sansa some wine. |
| Sansa Stark |
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I'm not thirsty. |
| Cersei Lannister |
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So? I didn't offer you water. |
| Theon Greyjoy |
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I'm not protecting anyone. I just wonder if it's not wiser to wait. Why risk going against the North if they would be our allies? Rise up against them and they can destroy us, but, if we pledge fealty to them, they'll give us Casterly Rock. |
| Balon Greyjoy |
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What are our words? |
| Theon Greyjoy |
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[hesitates] |
| Balon Greyjoy |
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Our words? |
| Theon Greyjoy |
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We do not sow. |
| Balon Greyjoy |
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We do not sow. We are Ironborn. We're not subjects, we're not slaves, we do not plow the fields or toil in the mine, we take what is ours. Your time with the wolves has made you weak. |
| Tyrion Lannister |
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She is to be your queen! Have you no regard for her honor? |
| Joffrey Baratheon |
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I'm punishing her. |
| Tyrion Lannister |
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For what crimes?! She did not fight her brother's battle you half-wit! |
| Joffrey Baratheon |
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You can't talk to me like that! The king can do as he likes! |
| Tyrion Lannister |
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The Mad King did as he liked. Has your uncle Jaime ever told you what happened to him? |
| Meryn Trant |
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No one threatens His Grace in the presence of the Kingsgaurd! |
| Tyrion Lannister |
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I'm not threatening the King, Ser, I am educating my nephew. Bronn, the next time Ser Meryn speaks, kill him. That was a threat. See the difference? |
| Bronn |
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If I could tell you how many crazy old men pushing carts around army camps making grand claims about jars filled with pig shit. No offense meant. |
| Hallyne | Our order does not deal in pigshit! |
| Tyrion Lannister |
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A day will come when you think you are safe and happy and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you will know the debt is paid. |
| Yara Greyjoy |
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You're a great warrior. I saw the bodies above your gates. Which one gave you the tougher fight, the cripple or the six year old? |
| Cersei Lannister |
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If you ever call me sister again I’ll have you strangled in your sleep. |
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