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Lynn Peltzer

Get out of my kitchen!

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Kate Beringer

The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple of hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.

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Gizmo

Bright light. Bright light.

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Stripe

Water... Gun.

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Murry Futterman

Goddamn foreign cars.

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Murry Futterman

Goddamn foreign TV. I told ya we should've got a Zenith.

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Murry Futterman		You got-you gotta watch out for them foreigners cuz they plant gremlins in their machinery. It's the same gremlins that brought down our planes in the big one.
Kate Beringer		The big one...
Murry Futterman		That's right! World War II. Y'know their still shippin them over here. They put em in cars, they put em in yer tv. They put em in stereos and those little radios you stick in your ears. They even put em in watches, they have teeny gremlins for our watches!

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Randall Peltzer

Rand Peltzer, Fantastic ideas for a Fantastic World, I make the illogical logical.

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Randall Peltzer

Well, that's the story. So if your air conditioner goes on the fritz or your washing machine blows up or your video recorder conks out; before you call the repairman turn on all the lights, check all the closets and cupboards, look under all the beds, 'cause you never can tell there just might be a gremlin in your house.

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Ruby Deagle		I want your dog.
Billy Peltzer		Barney?
Ruby Deagle		Give him to me. I'll take him to the kennel, they'll put him to sleep. It will be quick and painless compared to what I would do to him.
Billy Peltzer		What could you do?
Ruby Deagle		I'll catch the beast myself. He'll get what he deserves, a slow painful death. Maybe I'll put him in my spin-drier on high heat.
Mr. Anderson		...that would do it, all right!