
Good evening, Mr. Murphy. Welcome to the rest of your career.
This is not the first time the ride has crossed planes of existence to become a movie, but dear lord I sure wish it were. Rob Minkoff directed an adaptation back in 2003 starring Eddie Murphy that's currently at 13% on Rotten Tomatoes and is most certainly not among the ranks of "so bad it's good" movies that titles like Troll 2 and Manos: The Hands of Fate lead. This thing's just fucking horrible. Whatever, I have complete faith in Del Toro, mainly based off of my unreasonable love for Cronos and how the man will probably find a way to fit Ron Perlman into this thing. If anybody can give such a famed theme park attraction the horror movie Disney thinks it deserves he can.




































