Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle Quotes (2004)
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Edit 00:04:09

Kumar Patel		I'm gonna be honest with you. The only reason I'm applying is so my dad will keep paying for my apartment. I really don't have a desire to go to med school.
Dr. Willoughby		But you have perfect MCAT scores!
Kumar Patel		Yeah, just 'cause you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you gotta do porn.

Edit 00:17:39

Burger Shack Employee		You guys might have wanted to stay away from our special sauce tonight. Me and Pookie, we added a secret ingredient. I'll give you a hint. It's semen. (laughs)
Harold Lee		(awkward smile) Semen.
Burger Shack Employee		Animal semen.

Edit 00:20:54

Kumar		What kind of hippie are you?
Hippie Student		What kind of hippie am I man? I'm a business hippie, I understand the concepts of supply and demand.

Edit 00:25:43

Kenny

Who wants some Buddha?

Edit 00:30:45

Kumar Patel		How were Katie Holmes' tits?
Goldstein		You know the Holocaust?
Kumar Patel		Yeah?
Goldstein		Picture the exact opposite of that.
Kumar Patel		Nice.

Edit 00:51:11

Harold Lee

Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?

Edit 01:07:47

Extreme Sports Punk #1

Dude, that was SO not extreme.

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Harold Lee		The universe tends to unfold as it should
Kumar Patel		What is that? Some fortune cookie?

edit Box Office

Domestic	$18,250,550
Foreign	+$5,686,358

In today's dollars

Domestic	$18,250,550
Foreign	+5,686,358

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