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Here's What You Missed: The Twilight Saga
How sincerely awful is Twilight? Let's go for a recap.
Video posted by JoeyF on Nov. 14, 2011
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Based on the best-selling novel, "Twilight" is a romance set in the town of Forks, Washington, where young Bella Swan finds her life forever changed when she falls in love with Edward Cullen, a high-school student who hides a dark secret about who he truly is.
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Oh, so THIS is what I've been missing.
Wow.
KRISTEN CLOSE YOUR GOD DAMN MOUTH!
I loved that line about Bella having nothing in her mind to actually be read! Haha.
Missed implies it was worth seeing. This episode should be retitled to "Here's what you avoided!"
Dapper Rorie is serious about this shit
By a huge, gaping chasm of a margin better than the shitty movies themselves. Congrats. Once these abortions of movies are done, please do a marathon and watch them all back to back for us, your devoted fans, to enjoy as you slowly but surely lose the will to live. If watching the first two was bad, imagine five of the bastards!
This is hilarious.
Wow, they split it into two parts?
I was tricked into seeing the first one with a promise of free pizza rolls.
Trickery to see any others will not stand.
I love the increased disheveledness of Rorie as the video goes.
That was such an awesome video. Great editing and definitely more entertaining than the entire Twilight trilogy :D
The writing is so sharp in this feature. Great job Rorie!
They literally sparkle!!
The best part of "the saga" is that almost nothing transpires in that first film and that nothingness becomes the catalyst for a war.
Also vampire baseball.
Weird. When I view the video in the forums rather than on the video page, the thumbnail is the one from the BOWL.
Also, this video is amazing. Some of Rorie's and Joey's finest work.
Oh Rorie, why would you put yourself through this again. I remember that feature where you and Alex watched the first two and it seemed painful then. I have no idea how you put yourself through these movies a second time. Great feature as always though. If this gets up on Youtube and doesn't get taken down, I could see it getting a ton of views.
@csl316 said:
What kind of monster uses pizza rolls in such a terrible fashion? That's the worst kind of evil.
Also this is one of the best things joey and rorie have done.
Twilight is the worst franchise of all time.
Wow... I didn't think the movies would be dumber than my expectations of how bad these movies were. An ex-girlfriend very broadly outlined the plot of the books a while ago, and it sounded dumb, but okay... ugh... everything about this series is horrible for everyone.
Also, none of these actors are attractive. Channing Tatum specifically looks like someone squished his face up in a vise or something.
I'm really glad I don't have to see these now.
Before I thought the "Blank Slate" Bella was a joke 'cause of haters, turns out haters hate for a reason.