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| Drake | When life gives you razorblades, you make a baseball bat...covered with razorblades. |
| Drake | Summon The Plague. Tell him to bring me that HOBO! |
| Hobo |
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A long time ago I...was one of you. You're all brand new and perfect -- no mistakes, no regrets. People look at you and think of how wonderful your future will be. They want you to be something special...like a doctor, or a lawyer. But, I hate to tell you this, but if you grow up here you're more likely to wind up selling your bodies on the streets, or shooting dope from dirty needles in a bus stop! When you're successful you'll make money selling junk to crackheads. And you won't think twice about killing someone's wife...because you won't even know what was wrong in the first place. Or...maybe, you'll end up like me...a hobo with a shotgun. I hope you can do better. You are the future. |
| Angry Citizen | Hold it right there lady! What the Hell do you think you're doing? | |
| Abby | You want to know if I'm homeless...so you can kill me? | |
| Angry Citizen | Yeah...are ya? | |
| Abby | Some people got a bed to sleep on. They can crawl under the covers and have a good night's rest. But other people, they don't got beds at all. Instead they gotta find an alleyway or a park bench where some fuckers not going to stab them! Just because they don't got beds doesn't mean they're homeless. Because guess what? They've got the biggest home of any of us! It's called the streets! And right now, we're all standing in their home! So maybe...we should show them some God damn respect! If this is their home, they've got a right to keep it clean don't they? Sometimes, on the streets, a broom's just not going to fucking cut it! That's why you've go to get a SHOTGUN! |
| Drake | Look up at all those people. When they're gone they fear me more than anything. And that fear is what saves their lives every day. If I want something from them, I take it. If they try to fight back, I kill the fuckers. They live to please me. Because if they don't...I'LL CUT OFF THEIR FUCKING HEADS! |
| Hobo |
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Well Abby, can I tell you something about bears? |
| Abby | Sure. | |
| Hobo |
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The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're like a mile away, but if you get inside their circle, they will maul you. If a bear's claw would ever strike your face, it would take your whole face right off your skull... your eyes, your nose, your lips, everything. |
| Abby | Wow. Didn't know bears could be so vicious. |
| Ivan | It's a beautiful day for a skate rape. |
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- - a reported budget of $3,000,000
- = a -76.6% net profit of $-2,296,628
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- - a reported budget of $3,000,000
- = a -76.6% net profit of $-2,296,628
