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| Kate | No, he's just home alone. |
| Frank | Wow, that's real crystal. Put it in your purse. |
| Buzz | Kevin, what did you do to my room? |
| Kevin McCallister |
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This is my house, I have to defend it. |
| Kevin McCallister |
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This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. |
| Marv Merchants |
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He's only a kid Harry. We can take him. |
| Kevin McCallister |
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A lovely cheese pizza, just for me. |
| Kevin McCallister |
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This is extremely important. Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back. No toys, nothing but Peter, Kate, Buzz, Megan, Linnie and Jeff. And my aunt and my cousins. And in a few years time, my Uncle Frank. Okay? |
| Kevin McCallister |
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Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me! |
| Harry Lime |
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I think we're getting scammed by a kindergartener. |
| Marley | You live down the street from me right?, You know anytime you see you can always say hello, you don't have to be afraid. A lot of stuff has been said about me, none of it's true. |
| Jeff | He went shopping? He doesn't know how to tie his shoe and he went shopping? |
| Kate | I hope you're all drinking milk, I want to get rid of it! |
| Kevin McCallister |
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Buzz? |
| Buzz | Don't you know how to knock, phlegm-wad? |
| Harry Lime |
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Why the hell did you take your shoes off? |
| Marv Merchants |
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Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken? |
| Santa Claus |
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Damn. How can you give Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? What's next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny? |
| Kevin McCallister |
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Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen. |
| Marv Merchants |
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I'm gonna kill this kid! |
| Kevin McCallister |
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Buzz! Your girlfriend! Woof! |
| Kevin McCallister |
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Hey, I'm not afraid any more! I said I'm not afraid any more! Do you hear me? I'm not afraid any more! |
| Harry Lime |
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You bomb me with one more can, kid, and I'll snap off your cajones and boil them in motor oil! |
| Harry Lime |
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What happened to the kid? |
| Marv Merchants |
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Maybe he committed suicide. |
| Kevin McCallister |
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Buzz, I'm going through all your private stuff. You'd better come out and pound me. |
| Marv Merchants |
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He's gonna call the cops! |
| Harry Lime |
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He's not callin' the - from a tree house? |
| Uncle Frank | Look what you did you little jerk |
| Kevin McCallister |
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I made my family disappear. |
| Kevin McCallister |
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For the kids. |
| Marv Merchants |
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Kids are scared of the dark. |
| Harry Lime |
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You're afraid of the dark, too, Marv. |
| Kevin McCallister |
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I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including in between my toes and in my belly button which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm in good shape. |
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Domestic $285,761,243 Foreign +$190,923,432 - = total worldwide gross $476,684,675
- - a reported budget of $18,000,000
- = a 2,548.2% net profit of $458,684,675
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- - a reported budget of $18,000,000
- = a 2,548.2% net profit of $458,684,675
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