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| Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III |
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(To Toothless) Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile. |
| Gobber the Belch |
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Trolls exist! They steal your socks! But only the left ones. What's with that? |
| Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III |
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I really did hit one! |
| Gobber the Belch |
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Sure, Hiccup. |
| Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III |
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He never listens. |
| Gobber the Belch |
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Well, it runs in the family. |
| Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III |
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And when he does, its always with this disappointed scowl, like someone skimped on the meat in his sandwich. "Excuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here? this is a talking fish-bone!" |
| Gobber the Belch |
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Oh, nice of you to join the party! I thought you'd been carried off! |
| Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III |
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Who, me? Nah, come on! I'm way too muscular for their taste! They wouldn't know what to do with... all this! |
| Gobber the Belch |
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Well, they need toothpicks, don't they? |
| Stoick the Vast |
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You don't have to go up there. |
| Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III |
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We're Vikings. It's an occupational hazard. |
| Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III |
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I knew it. I'm dead. |
| Stoick the Vast |
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No, but you gave it your best shot. |
| Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III |
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This is Berk. It's twelve days north of Hopeless and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death. It's located solidly on the Meridian of Misery. My village. In a word? Sturdy, and it's been here for seven generations, but every single building is new. We have fishing, hunting, and a charming view of the sunset. The only problems are the pests. You see, most places have mice or mosquitoes. We have... |
| Viking | DRAGONS! |
| Gobber the Belch |
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Don't worry. You're small and you're weak. That'll make you less of a target! They'll see you as sick or insane and go after the more Viking-like teens instead. |
| Astrid Hofferson |
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I bet he's really frightened right now... what are you gonna do about it? |
| Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III |
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Uhhh... probably something stupid. |
| Astrid Hofferson |
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Good, but you've already done that. |
| Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III |
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Then something crazy! |
| Astrid Hofferson |
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That's more like it. |
| Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III |
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Astrid, if something goes wrong, just make sure they don't find Toothless. |
| Astrid Hofferson |
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I will. Just promise me it won't go wrong! |
| Astrid Hofferson |
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Yeah, it's only fun if you get a scar out of it. |
| Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III |
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No kidding, right? Pain. Love it. |
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Box Office
Domestic $217,581,231 Foreign +$277,297,528 - = total worldwide gross $494,878,759
- - a reported budget of $165,000,000
- = a 199.9% net profit of $329,878,759
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In today's dollars
Domestic $217,581,231 Foreign +277,297,528 - = total worldwide gross $494,878,759
- - a reported budget of $165,000,000
- = a 199.9% net profit of $329,878,759
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