| War Machine |
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Hey Tony. |
| Iron Man |
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I'm sorry. This is the fun-vee. The hum-drum-vee is back there. |
| War Machine |
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How was the fun-vee? Next time you ride with me, all right? |
| Obadiah Stane |
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How ironic, Tony! Trying to rid the world of weapons, you gave it its best one ever! And now, I'm going to kill you with it! |
| War Machine |
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Oh, my God, you crazy son of a bitch! You owe me a plane, you know that, right? |
| Iron Man |
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Yeah, well, technically he hit me, so... |
| Pratt | Is it true that you went twelve-for-twelve with the Maxim Girls last year? | |
| Iron Man |
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That is an excellent question. Yes and no. March and I had a scheduling conflict but fortunately the Christmas cover was twins. |
| Iron Man |
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I never got to say goodbye to my father. There's questions I would've asked him. I would've asked him how he felt about what his company did, if he was conflicted, if he ever had doubts. Or maybe he was every inch of man we remember from the newsreels. I saw young Americans killed by the very weapons I created to defend them and protect them. And I saw that I had become part of a system that is comfortable with zero-accountability. |
| Reporter | Mr. Stark! What happened over there? | |
| Iron Man |
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I had my eyes opened. I came to realize that I had more to offer this world than just making things that blow up. And that is why, effective immediately, I am shutting down the weapons manufacturing division of Stark Industries. |
| Pepper Potts |
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*Sees Stark's robots getting him out of the Iron Man suit* What is going on here? |
| Iron Man |
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Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing. |
| Pepper Potts |
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Are those bullet holes? |
| War Machine |
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The future of air combat... Is it manned, or unmanned? I'll tell you in my experience, no unmanned aerial vehicle will ever trump a pilot's instinct. |
| Iron Man |
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*while reading newspaper* "Iron Man." That's kind of catchy. It's got a nice ring to it. |
| Obadiah Stane |
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Technology. That's always been your Achilles heel in this part of the world. |
| Obadiah Stane |
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You ripped out my targeting system! Hold still, you little prick! |
| Obadiah Stane |
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I've never really had a taste for this kind of thing, but I must admit I'm deeply enjoying the suit! |
| Iron Man |
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If I were Iron Man, I'd have this girlfriend who knew my true identity. She'd be a wreck. She'd always be worrying I was going to die, yet so proud of the man I've become. She'd be wildly conflicted, which would only make her more crazy about me. |
| Phil Coulson |
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I'm Agent Phil Coulson with the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division. |
| Pepper Potts |
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That's quite a mouthful. |
| Phil Coulson |
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I know. We're working on it. |
| Nick Fury |
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"I am Iron Man". You think you're the only superhero in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet. |
| Iron Man |
|
Who the hell are you? |
| Nick Fury |
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Nick Fury. Director of SHIELD. |
| Iron Man |
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Ah. |
| Nick Fury |
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I'm here to talk to you about the Avenger Initiative. |
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