When The Waitress hears Charlie accidentally insult black people, the gang decides to prove they aren't racist. Charlie visits a African-American group at a local college, while Dee gets a black guy from her acting class to drum up business at Paddy's
Charlie gets a paternity test to prove he isn't the father of an estranged boy while Dennis and Mac fake being interested in opposing sides of the abortion debate in an attempt to pick up girls.
The gang decides to make Paddy's a place for underage drinkers, but Dennis, Dee and Charlie end up getting asked to the prom by high-schoolers.
Dennis and Mac try to find someone to sleep with Charlie after he claims to have cancer.
After Paddy's is robbed, the gang decides to buy a gun.
An old man is found dead in Paddy's and Dennis decides to bang his granddaughter. Meanwhile, Charlie and Mac discover that the grandfather of Dennis was a Nazi.
After news of a gym teacher being molested hits the news, Dennis and Dee suspect that Charlie might have been a victim before, while Mac is jealous that he was never molested.
Dennis and Dee are shocked to discover that their father, Frank, has returned. After accidentally hitting Charlie with a car, the gang decides to make themselves appear crippled to win sympathy dates.
When an Israeli businessman buys the land that intersects with Paddy's, the gang tries to find a way to scare him into leaving.
Dennis and Dee suddenly discover the joys of getting welfare checks, while the others try to find some immigrant labor to work at Paddy's.
The gang uses the threat of sex for their own selfish purposes.
Frank tries to one-up an old friend by entering Dee into a female boxing match. However, Dee gets hooked on steroids and Charlie accidentally digs into them before the match.
After being arrested for arson, the gang is forced to do community service. Charlie goes to an AA meeting and tries to get closer to The Waitress while the rest of the gang end up coaching a youth basketball team.
After seeing a weird stain that looks like the Virgin Mary on a wall, the gang tries to get a priest to bless it to drive more business into Paddy's.
After seeing the potential for making money in bribery, Dennis decides to run for the local comptroller's office.
Charlie and Dee decide to go on an anti-smoking crusade, while the rest of the gang decides to turn Paddy's into an "anything goes" zone.
Dennis and Dee find the MySpace page of a man who turns out to be their real father, and the complete opposite of Frank. Meanwhile, Charlie and Mac pay a visit to Mac's dad in jail.
Mac and Dee try to exploit a baby they find in a dumpster near Paddy's, while Charlie and Frank become dumpster-divers.
Thanks to the movie "Invincible," the Philadelphia Eagles decide to hold open tryouts. While Dennis and Mac give it a shot, Frank trips on LSD at a tailgate party with Charlie and ends up dealing with the McPoyle clan.
Frank's ex-wife Debra dies, leaving behind a large inheritance that Frank is barred from getting. Meanwhile, Mac, Dennis and Charlie try to find some male friends.
The McPoyles hold the gang hostage at gunpoint inside Paddy's as Frank crawls through the air vents to find Charlie's hiding place.
Dee gets jealous when she finds that her old friend from high school has started a successful fashion boutique. The rest of the gang decide to design their own fashions while Frank restarts his sweatshop business.
The gang declares war against a Korean restauranteur who threatens to bump Paddy's from the coveted and profitable stop on the city's annual pub crawl.
The gang agrees to sell Paddy's when they get an offer that's too good to turn down. As non-partners in the bar, Dee and Charlie are left in the lurch and forced to find jobs and do real work.
The gang tries to become local celebrities by creating their own public access news show and making it big on the hip club scene.
Dee may finally find true love when she dates a famous local rapper, who may or may not be mentally retarded. Inspired by the success of Dee's mentally challenged boyfriend, Mac, Dennis, Charlie, and Frank decide to start their own band.
Mac's unusual behavior leads Frank, Dennis, and Dee to suspect that he's the serial killer on the loose in Philly.
Dennis is mistaken for a recently released child molester but is more upset that he's being mistaken for a fat person than a sex offender.
When the gang finds themselves in debt to the mob after a misunderstanding over a set of speakers and a stash of cocaine, Dennis is forced to pimp himself as a male escort to save the gang from getting whacked.
When the gang finds themselves in debt to the mob after a misunderstanding over a set of speakers and a stash of cocaine, Dennis is forced to pimp himself as a male escort to save the gang from getting whacked.
To rid the neighborhood of undesirables, Mac and Dee become vigilantes a la the Guardian Angels and Frank and Dennis impersonate police officers. When the taste of power proves to be too intoxicating, Charlie is forced to step in to end their corrupt activity.
Charlie inadvertently puts Paddy's up as the grand prize in a dance marathon, and the gang is forced to enter the competition to save their bar from The Waitress and Father Mara, who will do anything to win the bar.
After Dee and Charlie mistakenly eat some of Frank's human meat, they develop an unsatisfiable cannibalistic hunger. Meanwhile, Mac and Dennis take hunting for sport to the next level when they set their sights on Rickety Cricket
Mac, Dennis, and Charlie take advantage of rising gas prices by investing in barrels of gasoline and selling them door to door. Dee and Frank decide to expose Bruce Mathis as a terrorist leader when they find out that he plans to give their money to a Muslim community center.
After investing in a billboard, Frank and Mac judge a competition to find Paddy's next top model.
When Charlie asks Mac, his best friend, to beat up the waitress's new boyfriend, the only problem is that Mac is the guy.
After Mac's father is released from prison, Mac and Charlie stage their own deaths to save their lives. Frank, Dee, and Dennis find unique ways of dealing with the loss.
After Mac's father is released from prison, Mac and Charlie stage their own deaths to save their lives. Frank, Dee, and Dennis find unique ways of dealing with the loss.
Frank and Charlie find someone has pooped in their bed, leading Mac and Dennis to join them as they attempt to crack the case of "Who Pooped the Bed?" Dee leads the Waitress and Artemis on a night out on the town, Sex and the City-style.
When a reporter for the Philadelphia Inquirer writes a review naming Paddy's "the worst bar in Philadelphia," the gang kidnaps the man in an effort to change his mind.
After finding Dennis's erotic memoir, Mac and Frank attempt to profit from the masterpiece. Dee and Charlie see what the other's life is like when they spend a day in each other's shoes.
After Dee suffers a heart attack, she and Dennis try to live a healthier lifestyle. Charlie and Mac join the corporate work force to get health insurance.
In an attempt to make their bar a local landmark, the gang visits the Philadelphia Historical Society and tells the story of how Paddy's Pub was responsible for cracking the Liberty Bell.
In an attempt to make their own dreams come true, the gang decides to pay it forward and give one unlucky family an Extreme Home Makeover.
Charlie, with the help of the rest of the gang, stages a rock opera based on his song "Nightman."
While Frank, Mac, and Dennis try their hand at real estate, Dee arranges to be a surrogate mother to a wealthy couple with a sweet house. All the while, Charlie faces off with a lawyer on the intricacies of the judicial system.
The gang attempts to expand their horizons by taking a road trip to the Grand Canyon.
While Mac and Dennis try to keep Paddy's afloat in these tough economic times, Frank partners up with Dee to start a family business. All the while, a shanty town of newly poor people is forming outside the bar.
When Frank's reckless lifestyle becomes an inconvenience for the gang, they call for an intervention.
Jealous that the waitress is beating her to the altar, Dee does everything in her power to derail the wedding. Meanwhile, the guys distract Charlie by getting him back in the dating scene.
The gang explains to a judge the trials and tribulations they encountered during game 5 of the 2008 World Series in hopes that it will clear them of a sizable parking citation that they received in the process.
There's nothing more American than wrestling.
When a merchandising convention comes to town, the gang tries to develop marketable products in an attempt to build the Paddy's brand.
Relationships are put to the test when Mac and Dennis decide to spend some time apart.
Dennis reveals his full proof system for seducing any woman to the rest of the gang, but none of them can seem to grasp it.
Dee lands herself a role in the new M. Night Shyamalan movie and Mac and Charlie see it as the perfect opportunity to sell their movie script.
After serving a ten year ban, the Paddy's team is once again eligible to compete in Flipadelphia - a city wide flip cup tournament. Now all they have to do is instigate their old rivals, who have since grown up.
Mac finds out that Carmen "the tranny" has gotten married, prompting the gang to contemplate their outlooks on marriage.
Three marriages are devastated as everyone starts to learn maybe being married isn't all it's cracked up to be.
The gang attempts to open themselves up to the adventures of the sea after they purchase their 'new' boat.
Mac finally gets his big break after correctly answering a trivia question on the radio. While Frank, Dennis, and Dee take their bar-banter to the internet with their own podcast.
After getting denied from the local pool club, Mac and Charlie aim to fix up an abandoned pool in order to beat the heat wave. Meanwhile, Dennis and Dee try to beat the heat in a more 'dignified' and 'upper-class' way.
Charlie and Mac set-up a truly odd couple after Mac's Mom burns the house down, while Frank discovers the importance of paternal care when Dee falls ill.
The gang gets a real 'scare' after Dee reveals she's pregnant, forcing the guys to recall their last hazy Halloween Party to determine if one of them might be the father.
A blast from the past prompts the guys to expand membership, and Dee to re-consider her future.
Motivated by the drama teacher who inspired her, Dee takes a job as a substitute teacher and exposes her students to the culture of Paddy's with a field trip to see the Gang's take on the Lethal Weapon series: Lethal Weapon 5.
When keeping the basement rodent-free drives Charlie to the brink, the gang decides to put the cynicism aside and throw a surprise party to cheer him up.
Things go awry as the Gang travels to Atlantic City for a charity benefit. While Frank, Dee and Mac try to survive in the woods, Dennis and Charlie hitch a ride to the city and have the night of their lives.
Before Dee's baby arrives, The Gang tries to figure out who is the father by throwing a house party for all her former flings.
Frank plans to marry a prostitute, despite the gang's dismay. While Dee tries to change the hooker's ways, Charlie tries to set him up with someone much... classier.
Dennis and Dee drag the others into one of their favorite childhood locations, The Jersey Shore. Things aren't what they used to be for the former while the latter finds enjoyment in the trip.
Frank decides to manage a child pageant contest, but fears that people will think he's doing it for malicious reasons. Also, Dee rants against stage moms while Charlie, Dennis and Mac attempt to train one of the contestants.
Dee attempts to sneak her way out of an audit from an IRS Agent while the guys try out an voting system that could further cripple the business at Paddy's Pub.
A major family secret gets unveiled as Frank's long-lost brother, Gino shows up at the pub.
The show's title becomes an complete oxymoron as the whole gang (except Frank) are panicking about the severe hurricane that's about to hit Philadelphia.
It's pouring rain outside at Philly and the gang decide to stay in the bar to play a board game that they invented. ...And it's sure as all hell ain't Monopoly.
One of Paddy's most agitating customers pissed off the gang, so Dennis and Charlie track him the old fashioned way while Mac and Dee cyber-stalk him. Frank also tries to make a viral video.
The gang's attempt to nab an artifact from an abandoned home is endangered when it's owners are present. They must try to figure out a way to leave the house with said artifact intact.
Mac tells a local priest the story on how the holy hell he got fat and how his current appearance affected the gang.
An summer blockbuster called "Thunder Gun Express" is about to leave the theaters and the gang are in a rush to see it, but they must act much faster because the US President's visit to Philly caused the traffic to become worse than ever before.
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