And yes, too the Dennis System is near perfect.
The Dennis System, The Gang Dances Their Asses Off, The Gang Hits the Road, Mac and Charlie Die, The Waitress is Getting Married, Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person, and Paddy's Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens. I could not pick a favorite out of these and there are a bunch more I could've listed.
"I don't think he's retarded..."
"That woman just ate a whole sleeve of oreos!"
"I’ll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans, raw."